I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue C Em But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone’s stew C Em G So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills Em D G You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no) Em D Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P) Em D G The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can’t see G D G Em Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends C D G Oceans are browning; I think I’m drowning, thanks to BP (you suck) Em D Hey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scared; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror Em D Aladdin was taken by the CIA Em G D We’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay! G Em C D Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa? D Em Interrogation from the Nation of the Free D Em Bin Laden’s taken the fall; we’re not trained pilots at all G Em Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss G Em We’re for freedom; Genie can vouch for us D C Em Bush was crazy; Obama’s lazy; Al-Qaida’s not in this country! D Em Set free my Prince Ali G Em D This town’s gone wild since I married Adam G Em D They think I’m going straight to Hell (She’ll burn in Hell) Em C Em C But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch) C Em D Oh, I’m overrun by mad men (we’re all crazy); D Em D I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die) C Em D They legit believe I’m Satan D Em D G And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away G Em G D After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields C Em ‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit D Em D And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel G D Em They forced us into unknown lands of exile G D They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead C Em So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon D Em C When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!) G Em C G D Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? G Em C Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball (sacrebleu!)? Em D Can you paint with the red colors in these men? G Em C I can murder if I please, cuz I’m dying of disease! C Em G I can paint with the red colors in these men