My life is so succesful I've got everything a man could ever need Got a 1000 dollar haircut and I even have a talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy, but instead There's a question I can't get out of my head What's the meaning of Stonehenge? It's killing me that no one knows why it was built 5000 years ago Why did they bould the Stonehenge? How could they raise the stones so high completely without the technology we have today? When I make my jalapeños calamari and prosciutto I'm the king! My wife applaud me in the kitchen when I tell her all I bought is from the local store When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone She gives me a smile Then she plays with my balls All I think of is Stonehenge I think about it when I dream the biggest henge that I have ever seen What's the purpose of Stonehenge? A giant granite birthdaycake or a prison far too easy to escape? Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row! They were 25 tons each stone, my friend but amazingly they got them all down in the sand And they moved it And they dragged it And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales! What's the deal with Stonehenge? You should have left a tiny hint, When you made this fucking labyrinth of stones! Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do who just said:"Dude, let's build a henge or two!" I would give anything to know 'About the Stonehenge' Yeah, I would give all I have to give 'Would you give them your car?' Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car 'What car do you drive?' Drive a Civic, drive a Civic, Drive a Civic! 'A car you can trust!' Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge 'What henge is that again?' It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge! God, it is the greatest henge of all! What's the meaning of Stonehenge?