You know it's really quite funny I used to look up to you You were my fuckin' idol But the truth always comes out (La da da da, la da da da, la da da da da da da La da da da, la da da da, la da da da da da da) I don't even know what to call you anymore Dad... father Oh wait but this one's my favourite Lying ass mother fucker! Don't you ever (don't you ever) Come near me (come near me) Or even near to my family Cause I promise (cause I promise) I will kill you (I will kill you) Cause you're dead as a dad to me And don't ever (and don't ever) Try to call me (try to call me) Twenty years was enough to see Cause I promise (cause I promise) And I mean it (and I mean it) You don't ever wanna fuck with me Yo Let's fuckin' picture it, shit's about to blast the fan I was only eight when mamma had to move to Amsterdam And you approached her as a married man So leave it up to me I'll cut your head off like the Taliban in Pakistan I can't believe it, you're out here making stacks of cheese And while I'm stuck here struggling I should make your ass a paraplegic It's sad to see it, but dad you cheated I swear to God if you come near me you'll get stomped on with my black Adidas' You had me fooled for all those years with your lies But now I see it's cause of you for all the tears in my eyes And to my mother I apologize sincerely cause I Was always blinded by betrayal that had appeared in disguise Dad, it's so ridiculous, feeling silly I hit you up For thinking you were really a parent it makes me sick as fuck And don't be thinking that where I'm at is because of you My fist is where your head will have a one way ticket to Don't you ever (don't you ever) Come near me (come near me) Or even near to my family Cause I promise (cause I promise) I will kill you (I will kill you) Cause you're dead as a dad to me And don't ever (and don't ever) Try to call me (try to call me) Twenty years was enough to see Cause I promise (cause I promise) And I mean it (and I mean it) You don't ever wanna fuck with me (What up dad?) Do you remember the birthdays you missed out? (What up dad?) Do you remember breaking into our house? (What up dad?) Do you remember buying food for yourself? I was like six without a clue or a doubt, come on now tell me (what up dad?) I wanna rip you up, no don't just think that's figurative Living up in your villa while we suffered you told fibs to us My bottom lip is up but don't assume that means we will forget what you just did to us You're finished pops Let it be told, the story how you chilled in mansions with gold While we nearly got evicted to be ditched in the cold Don't be tryin' to explain to us, the fact is you did it The only time I put my hand to you is to smack you with it And don't go saying that you're something that my step-dad will never be He cherished me Your psychopathic ass belongs in therapy Or maybe I do, cause wanna know what I'd do? I'd fuckin' severe your cerebrum singing la dee da doo And don't you ever Don't you ever (don't you ever) Come near me (come near me) Or even near to my family Cause I promise (cause I promise) I will kill you (I will kill you) Cause you're dead as a dad to me And don't ever (and don't ever) Try to call me (try to call me) Twenty years was enough to see Cause I promise (cause I promise) And I mean it (and I mean it) You don't ever wanna fuck with me I can't believe this man You were my fuckin' hero Every time my mum tried to tell me the truth I was right there defending you You ain't even call me on my birthday And now I hear you put a price on my mother's head? Fuck that - and fuck you too! Cause since you took away my trust fund I'm stuck paying an interest on my student loan So stay the fuck away from me And don't you ever Don't you ever (don't you ever) Come near me (come near me) Or even near to my family Cause I promise (cause I promise) I will kill you (I will kill you) Cause you're dead as a dad to me And don't ever (and don't ever) Try to call me (try to call me) Twenty years was enough to see Cause I promise (cause I promise) And I mean it (and I mean it) You don't ever wanna fuck with me Don't you ever Come near me Or even near to my family Cause I promise I will kill you Cause you're dead as a dad to me