Two gentlemen of unsteady gait waited impatiently at the bus terminal late at
night long after the buses had ceased to ply.
A couple of hours passed before they realised, in their drunken stupor that the
last bus had gone. Seeing several buses parked at the depot, they decided to
borrow one and drive themselves home.
To their disappointment, they couldn’t find the bus they wanted. “Can you believe
it?” said one. “A hundred buses and not a single number 36 in the whole lot!”
“Never mind!” said the other. “Let’s take a 22 up to its last stop and walk the
rest of the two miles home.”
🙂
Two gentlemen of unsteady gait waited impatiently at the bus terminal late at
night long after the buses had ceased to ply.
A couple of hours passed before they realised, in their drunken stupor that the
last bus had gone. Seeing several buses parked at the depot, they decided to
borrow one and drive themselves home.
To their disappointment, they couldn’t find the bus they wanted. “Can you believe
it?” said one. “A hundred buses and not a single number 36 in the whole lot!”
“Never mind!” said the other. “Let’s take a 22 up to its last stop and walk the
rest of the two miles home.”
🙂