Congratulations to Tom Hardy on being the only man in Hollywood to figure out that if he makes us our gay little content, we’re gonna give him our gay little money.
Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.
“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”
“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”
“The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped.”
“We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention.”
“Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining.”
“The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock.”
“We also fired Dr. Henry Wu.”
I have questions for OP either about how big they think a pumpkin is or about how small they think goats are.
In a fictional genetic theme park, we play by Roger Rabbit rules. They’re however large they need to be to make my joke work.
👉enforcing a social system to put people on very very straining stanards
👉occupying Outer Mongolia
👉having extreme gender inequality
👉destroying other people’s livelihoods if it make their cities look bad
👉 violently abusive school system
👉demanding jurisdiction on the whole world
👉having some of the worst hygiene conditions (no not Chinese people the government actively ignore this) working conditions, and safety measures that would make OSHA have a stroke
👉having one of the biggest survalence system in the world used aganst its citizens
👉some of the worst police brutality in the world
👉have actual segregation aganst black people
👉the state of their country side shows their uplifting isn’t true
👉happy go lucky for execution over little shit
👉organ trafficking
👉this place is the Nazi Germany of Our time and people are letting them get away with it or siding with them for monitary gain
👉killing off dissidents
👉punishing people who criticize how their government works
👉tried to keep The Plague a secret by killing whistle-blowers, then killing anyone who is a bit late on the now suddenly mandatory vaccinations
👉constantly changing the narrative and killing off those who question it
👉siphoning jobs away not from just the West, but also killing off any chances of poorer countries (see: much of Africa) from being able to develop their own industries, keeping them very poor.
👉engaging in checkbook imperialism (make a bunch of countries in Africa and South America be in debt to China)
Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:
1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date
2. That being said… two Meat Days
Doctors in florida are walking out on the willingly unvaccinated COVID patients that have been filling their hospitals, and the rest of the country's doctors should join them.
omg if thats true its the dumbest shit ive ever heard, next were denying addicts hiv treatment too and just let them die in the streets on principle??
Girl you don’t wanna know the shit Key’s been saying about covid for the past year…
Damn y’all really don’t know the difference between a disease and refusing preventative care huh.
Lololol
…….does this count the willingly unvaccinated that should get the vaccine b/c of a pre-existing medical condition? Like, you know, cancer, heart disease, MS.
The article in question was grossly misleading (and propagandistic) anyhow. The doctors “walked out” to HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE to plead with people to get vaccinated. They’re NOT refusing to treat patients, though of course the tyrants in government who are hellbent on forcing people to bend to their will are happy to have this claim shouted from the rooftops.
I’ll be goddamned if I get the jab. It has nothing to do with the vaccine’s safety or effectiveness at this point. I refuse to knuckle under to the attempt to impose a regime of “travel papers” on a once-free nation. Because that is the REAL goal here–to force us to accept “vaccine passports” due to the “pandemic” “emergency”–but when has an emergency power EVER been voluntarily surrendered once the “emergency” was over?
Never. The “vaccine passport” will be expanded to include…other vaccinations, or other medical treatments and conditions. And then you’ll see social/political requirements added. It’s a backdoor to imposing the Chinese-style “social credit” system on everyone, where your ability to simply live your life without interference will be based on whether you bow and scrape enough to satisfy the tyrants in government.
Also just bear in mind that the people pushing for vaccine passports are mostly the same people that said voter IDs were racist.
Voter ID - “OMG ThiS iS tHE MoST RACiST”
Vaccine passport for the population that’s least trusting of vaccines mandated by govt
I’m sorry but if yall arent cuban (or havent even been there) you have NO right to judge the anti-government movement. Yall 14yos gringos seem to think that Cuba is this socialist heaven (btw I’m anti-capitalism too, just so you know) but you need to get it through your thick skulls that IT’S LITERALLY A DICTATORSHIP, what’s hard to understand about that? People talk about votes and all but… yall do know that there’s only ONE political party right? So ofc it’s gonna win.