This is a blog of a semi-sane human being. I am the sea and the sea is me.

 

Loneliness is a sign you are in desperate need of yourself.

Rupi Kaur (via avouer)

YES. BUT. EVEN THOUGH I LOVE MAC N CHEESE AND CAN EAT ONLY MAC N CHEESE ALL DAY EVERY DAY, I WOULD EVENTUALLY GET TIRED OF IT AND MAYBE WANT TO PAIR IT WITH SOMETHING… LIKE TOASTED BREAD AND MORE CHEESE AND THEN TOGETHER MAKE A MAC N CHEESE SANDWICH.

Sometimes I’m all done being just me and would like someone else to be with me, and that’s when I get lonely.

Tumblr Code.

squided:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

pdothamman:

smatter:

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

a-solitary-sea-rover:
“When people say your generation is lazy but you utterly destroy the top athletes in your sport and return the oldest trophy in international sports to your country for the first time in 14 years.
(x)
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a-solitary-sea-rover:

When people say your generation is lazy but you utterly destroy the top athletes in your sport and return the oldest trophy in international sports to your country for the first time in 14 years. 

(x)

katherine-the-so-so:

I feel like people still don’t fully understand that this was the greatest sitcom of all time.

(Source: lightscamerareaction)

did-you-kno:
“In 2006, the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia began hiring prostitutes as nursing home caregivers. In an attempt to get sex trade workers off the streets and into the widely understaffed nursing home industry, they offered dozens...

did-you-kno:

In 2006, the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia began hiring prostitutes as nursing home caregivers. In an attempt to get sex trade workers off the streets and into the widely understaffed nursing home industry, they offered dozens of prostitutes the chance to train for a new career. The program coordinator said the use of prostitutes was ‘an obvious move,’ because they have ‘good people skills, aren’t easily disgusted, and have zero fear of physical contact.’ Source

ummno:

internetsurfing:

warbutt:

msnubuddhist:

screengeniuz:

the-movemnt:

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

😂

❤️

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

futureevilscientist:
“ thespectacularspider-girl:
“ lewmzi:
“ prochoice-or-gtfo:
“ alternian-neverland:
“ redbloodedamerica:
“ did-you-kno:
“ In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay...

futureevilscientist:

thespectacularspider-girl:

lewmzi:

prochoice-or-gtfo:

alternian-neverland:

redbloodedamerica:

did-you-kno:

In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source

This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.”

Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal?

By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.

Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does. 

Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair…
-V

Finnish person here. Our speeding ticket system owns and only people who bitch about them are people who wanna break the laws - the loudest whiners are the rich people who think they can just pay their way out of trouble and that’s why we have laws like that.

400 dollar ticket.

Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down”

Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM”

Compared to a proportional ticket.

Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

Millionaire who must pay 100,000 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

Like wtf. Some people have been so brainwashed by capitalism and worship of the rich that they literally can’t tell the difference between fairness and unfairness anymore.

It IS fair. The fact that it flies in the status quo so much should make you think about that status quo.

mariofartwii:

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

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rafi-dangelo:

Black Women With Degrees clapbacks are one of my favorite genres of literature.

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious