90 Day Fiance

Last week I went on a date with this girl I met on a dating app. Date went really well. Yesterday she invited me over to her place and we were cuddled up watching 90 day fiance. Shortly after the 2nd episode started I made a move and she said she was “not in the mood”

We finished the episode and she switched it to Love Island. Halfway through that episode I made a move again and got shot down again.

So I said fuck it, pulled out my phone and started afking yews on mobile. Heres how that went down.

“Whats that?”

“Just a game”

“What game?”

“Runescape”

“You play Runecape?”

“Yeah”

“Thats fucking weird”

“Why?”

“Its just a weird game”

“Eh I like it”

We sat in silence and finished the love island episode. After it ended she said she was getting tired and wanted to sleep. I went home and in the morning (today) I sent a good morning text and she hasn’t responded.

I should probably wear my ghostspeak amulet.

No regrets.

I'm sorry for this lol. I was watching 90 Day Fiance on TLC with my wife and we got introduced to Clayton. They have a 2 min segment of him talking about how he's played a certain game for 20,000 hours. AND THERES A BLURRED SHOT OF HIM RUNNING DEADASS IN THE G.E. His gaming friend referred to him as M. Clayton.

So obviously, as a good OSRS redditor that I am, and lack of curiosity, I hiscored "Clayton". This dude is legit holy crap. Sick account. Representing the OSRS community like a champ!

GET THE GIRL BRO IM ROOTING FOR YOU!!!

I think we've all heard a lot of rumors about people who have been on the show, and a lot of them are reported as facts. Can anyone help track down their sources? For instance - Leida, who we know is horrible from what we've seen with our own eyes, killed a pregnant woman in a drag racing accident. Armando's wife was killed when she was chasing him in her car. Jesse was actually a gigolo who was hired by Darcy to be on the show with her. Any other examples anyone can think of? I know we're on a snark sub, but some of them, like the one about Armando's life, seem a little sinister to keep repeating without a solid source.

Ed and Liz, Jenny and Sumit, Jovi and Yara, Angela and Michael, Libby and Andrei, and. Kim and Usman. Yikes.

May nanood ba dito or nagsusubaybay? For those who don't know, American show ito na nag feature ng couples na the other half is usually doing it for the green card. Maraming Pinay na na feature dito.

Hindi ako regular pero nadiscover ko dati yung kay No Neck Ed saka kay Rosemarie Vega. Grabe lang yung story nila. At least successful na si Rose deserve naman niya maging masaya.

Ngayon nasa rabbithole ako ni Brandon at Mary, sobrang train wreck na couple. Nagpadala pa nga daw ng insekto ang langit sa wedding nila ala plagues of Egypt.

TLDR: Brandon is an American who used all his life savings to buy Mary (Pinay) a house. Mary is controlling and a liar, while Brandon is a simp. Brandon moved to the Philippines with no income. May baby na sila tapos pinagkakakitaan nila yung clout nila sa Tiktok.

May iba pa ba kayong couple sa show na may interesting storyline?

They're all doing what most of us wouldn't by falling in love with people they've never met. And at this point, we've seen it all. None of these people are that interesting, not that I am; but I'm not a "star" because I was desperate or foolish and went public with it.