Mad #481 September 2007

• Cover Artist: Jack Syracuse

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• Contents Page (Mad Staff Avatars Provided by SimpsonsMovie.com)
• Letters (photos of Brooklyn Botanic Garden Celebrity Path Plaque awarded to the late
  William M. Gaines with his daughter, Cathy Gaines Mifsud, and Mad staff in attendance)
• Ads for Spy vs. Spy - The Joke and Dagger Files and The Mad War on Bush books
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (John Caldwell, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing,
  Feggo, Laura Howell, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Eric Scott, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka)
  • Where Your iPhone $$$$ Goes
  • Duck Droppings
  • Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline
  • Fundalini Asks "What If...?" - What if Toasters Were United Nation Delegates?
  • The Godfrey Report
  • The Fast 5 - Phrases You Won't Hear from Al Roker
  • Paint Like the Masters - Vincent Van Gogh (Fourth in a Series)
  • Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline
  • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Street Safety
  • Castro Comments:
  • Tierra Del Feggo
  • Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline
  • Other Bad Animal Employment Opportunities
  • Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - John Edwards
  • Little Green Army Men Theatre
• Spider-Sham 3 (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Hermann Mejia art)
• The Young Man's Guide to Successful Mall Romance (written by Jacob Lambert / Rich Powell art)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell)
• Mad Proudly Presents Outtakes from Hillary's Sopranos Spoof
• Failed Pitches For the New Simpsons Movie (Steve Smallwood art)
• Things Shouted Out to Paris Hilton as She Left Prison (Tom Richmond art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Ad for Mad Kids
• Monroe and... The Summer Jobs - Part 1
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art / color by Ryan Flanders)
• The Mad Guide For Public Speakers, Volume One:
  Phrases to Absolutely Avoid When Delivering A Eulogy... (written by Jeff Kruse / Tom Bunk art)
• A Mad Look at Mixed Martial Arts (Sergio Aragones)
• Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (written by Michael Arnold / Tom Richmond art)
• The Believability/Unbelievability of Harry Potter (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Ad for Mad Classics Subscription with bonus #166 offer
• Boo! (movie satire) (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art)
• What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #106)
• Fold-In -- What do many experts say is the greatest looming threat to the American public?
  (Al Jaffee)