The origin of the platter, seemingly large enough to feed every tailgater in Indianapolis, is unknown, but whoever designed it didn't miss a tackle, erecting a jaw-dropping wall of triple-decker sandwiches, ham slabs and pepperoni coins surrounding seat sections stockpiled with pretzels, corn chips and miniature blocks of yellow and white cheese -- and a few garnishes thrown in for extra points.
The larger, full-frontal photo is on the following page, along with several more meat-cheese-and-chip stadiums.
Below are a few more visual examples we found online to keep your Super Bowl guests fat and happy. Have you made your own? Send us a photo. The meat continues on Page 2. The meat continues on Page 3.
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