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[–]gfunk75 657 points658 points  (8 children)

Kerchoo

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (1 child)

mater knows how to make some stong moonshine.

[–]Trohl812 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Stings like a Hudson Hornet goin down.......

Mater is a raiser of the spirits, always hookin up

[–]The_MoistMaker 35 points36 points  (0 children)

When you have four bowls for breakfast and only one is cereal.

[–]davidscheiber28 10 points11 points  (1 child)

r/Kerchoo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

amazing

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kachigga

[–]preston136 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Facepalm*

[–]TheDynamicDino 438 points439 points  (9 children)

Looks more like Tia after her life fell apart when Mia died in a tragic accident

[–]Mr_Snoodaard 112 points113 points  (8 children)

For a few seconds my stoned brain thought you where making fun of people who suffered a stroke...

[–]TheDynamicDino 43 points44 points  (7 children)

I'm really curious about what part of my sentence gave you that idea lol

[–]Mr_Snoodaard 57 points58 points  (5 children)

''A transient ischemic attack (TIA) is a brief episode of neurological dysfunction caused by loss of blood flow (ischemia) in the brain, spinal cord, or retina, without tissue death (infarction)''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transient_ischemic_attack

[–]cowstomach4 79 points80 points  (4 children)

You're stoned mind came up with that? I need to smoke more

[–]chancesTaken_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Med students on drugs needs to be a tv show

[–]Trohl812 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a MazDuh Mia/Tia joke. (I think I need to smoke, more°less.)

[–]ProPainful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I'm just over here like "wait, the twins from the Disney channel?" What even is life?

[–]mfdanger33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he meant you were having the stroke. Maybe he slipped over a word while reading your comment?

[–]elightened-n-lost 148 points149 points  (6 children)

It's got a Wallace and Grommet meet Cars vibe

[–]Trohl812 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Meth explians the shaky claymation

[–]gurg2k1 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Isn't this copying the old Chevron car ads?

[–]TorqueRollz 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Old? Pretty sure I've seen these around just a few months ago, they're ugly. I always thought it was kinda weird in Cars that their eyes were in the windshields, until I saw those ads. Now I see why Pixar did it that way.

[–]gurg2k1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This one is from 1997. I don't usually get gas at Chevron so I wasn't aware they were still using this 20 year old ad campaign

[–]TorqueRollz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ones I've seen are kind of like this, except these ones actually look almost cute. I'm pretty sure I've seen that same blue abomination before.

[–]6425 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

John Candy for me for some reason.

[–]ocinn 116 points117 points  (13 children)

As owner of Miata, the are only two people that do this.

  1. People that do it ironically

  2. Little kids that actually think it's cool.

[–]gusir22 43 points44 points  (11 children)

As another miata owner. Number 1s are also number 2s. Also, Ill see you in r/miata

[–]ocinn 19 points20 points  (6 children)

I really need to start posting there. My buddies have a little shop that specialize in miatas. Im there all the time working. We have some pretty cool shit that they would enjoy. We'll be at Formula D in Atlanta this may, and we have a car that is competing in Global Time Attack there.

This is one of our owners cars to give you a taste of what we do. He is now on rotiform ROCs all around, with Work Equip 03s as his drift spares. He's making what we are guessing as around 330whp at 18psi.

http://imgur.com/a/zH0AV

Edit: imgur fucked the quality of course lol

[–]ThisIsntMyUsername61 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a Monster Miata.

No more Monster though.

[–]gusir22 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Is there a light inside the engine bay? Looks like the briefcase from pulp fiction haha fucking dope

[–]ocinn 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah it's fully lit. It's switched by a hood switch, so when he opens the hood it automatically turns on.

[–]gusir22 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Thats honestly pretty cool. You have any reference for me to replicate. Ill add a noise box too with some angel singing. Will be dope everytime someone tells me to open the hood

[–]ocinn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean it's not super hard, run wire from battery to leds with a 2a fuse, run wire from negative led terminal to switch. Mount switch on chassis.

[–]gusir22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah Im just not too familiar with wiring. I do have a mechanic that can help me do it if I tell him how you guys did it. Its how Ive been learning

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Three types if Miata owners:

  1. Purists/tasteful modifiers

  2. Ricers

  3. People that think they're funny or are actually funny.

[–]gusir22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im proud to be a number 2!

[–]ocinn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot autox /track day guys.

[–]JuanOnlyJuan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get a craving for the shark teeth version of these at Christmas time as I think they'd pair nicely with the Rudolph grill red nose and window antlers.

[–]gamer596 36 points37 points  (0 children)

kechew

[–]Oversteer_ 426 points427 points  (46 children)

Nah. That's pretty cool.

[–]troyschmehl 173 points174 points  (25 children)

It’s a Miata, of course it’s cool!

[–]Bufudyne43 96 points97 points  (8 children)

ITS THE BEST

ITS NUMBER ONE

ITS THE BEST SPORTS CAR

[–]Gamer1283454 57 points58 points  (7 children)

ITS THE BEST

YOU ROOT FOR THE YANKEES

YOU LOVE THE ‘BOYS

NUMBER ONE

[–]Xeptix 28 points29 points  (3 children)

HOOSIERS BRO

[–]SteeezyE 12 points13 points  (0 children)

TRACK DAY BRO

[–]Gamer1283454 10 points11 points  (1 child)

GOT SOME HOOSIERS FOR THE TRACK DAY BRO

[–]RolandTheJabberwocky 21 points22 points  (2 children)

BABY PHOTOS

NEW YORK YANKEES

MORE BABY PHOTOS

VOLUNTEER FIRE FIGHTERS

BAAAAABY PHOOOTOS

MY HEART GOES TO THEVICTIMS OFJEJKDJCHJSOSKAUSBE5CY

THE BEST

[–]its__accrual__world 15 points16 points  (1 child)

keyboard slam

[–]ThisIsntMyUsername61 39 points40 points  (3 children)

MIATA

IS

ALWAYS

THE

ANSWER

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    [–]Random_Link_Roulette 20 points21 points  (18 children)

    Ya this sub is less about shitty car mods and about 12 year olds who are like "hurr durr I don't personally like this!"

    This post just made me unsub.

    [–]0utlook 35 points36 points  (4 children)

    Why unsub? I lurk for all the cool shit that gets posted.

    [–]mikeyvengeance 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Apparently you don't read the sidebar. 1) shitty does not mean bad. 2) just because it's well done, it doesn't mean it's not shitty. 3) This subreddit is subjective.

    As a miata owner, I find this mod very shitty.

    [–]atworksleepyasheck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ^ there we go. this is what i was looking for.

    [–]Aschynt[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    "Shitty does not mean bad - Feel Free to post shitty mods that are awesome!"

    Never said it was shitty, but alright. I would say this is... weird. Not something you see every day is it? And this definitely does not belong on Awesomecarmods now, does it?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I see you've thought this through

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]Random_Link_Roulette 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Ya, the sideboard rules are totally opposite of this sub.

      I do pit vinyls on my window but only of manufacturers of parts I put in my car or car clubs im part of.

      [–]Cthulu2013 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      "omg this guy put a spoiler on his 280 with 500hp, who even needs that bro?"

      Literally a formula drift car.

      This sub is so bad

      [–]Random_Link_Roulette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I hate that the mods support it too with the shit ass rules... Like if you're gonna make the sub shitty car mods, dont make a rule saying the mods dont have to be shitty... Like... No... They do.

      [–]Zincktank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Well that is an extreme reaction.

      [–]Wank-Merchant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I kinda agree. If it was genuinely shitty mods it's just be packed full of stance and badly fitted cone filters and shite exhausts. The name is kinda misleading.

      This sub is more for the layman, and what they would see as a shitty mod. Crack teeth definitely fits.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is definitely shitty.

      [–]I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Ya well ur mom gay

      [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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        [–]grtwatkins 45 points46 points  (1 child)

        That's strange because I've been subbed for years and never seen it

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

        I think it several different miatas that all have the same mod

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

        No, it's this exact picture.

        [–]random_username_25 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

        i don't even know why we're getting downvoted when we're right

        i literally fucking gave PROOF THAT ITS THE SAME PICTURE

        that faggot is like a flat earther, you just can't talk to them, they'll deny any proof

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I agree, but please refrain from using homophobic slurs.

        [–]resistrevolt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Settle down, no need for the slurs.

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          [–]jmzed3 31 points32 points  (9 children)

          As the owner of this car, I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves... lol

          The car is such a ladies man once you get to know him. Winks at all the girls as he passes. https://i.imgur.com/tNVH6d9.gifv

          [–]gusir22 5 points6 points  (7 children)

          Did you just disconnect ine of the motors or do you actually have a mod. I would fucking LOVE to do this in my na

          [–]jmzed3 7 points8 points  (5 children)

          No specific mod. Spent about $5 on some wire and a switch, tapped into a wire on the headlight motor (brown ground wire if I recall correctly) and ran the wire to my dash with a switch. With the switch open, when you hit the popup light button on your tombstone, only one light drops. Close the switch and they both drop.

          [–]gusir22 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          Literally just tap in with a wire and switch to one of the motors? You have any video or image links?

          [–]jmzed3 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          Yeah I'll get some and show ya, its super simple.

          [–]gusir22 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          You stay awesome

          [–]jmzed3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          https://imgur.com/gallery/QPbQU27

          Hard to tell in these pictures but here is a couple shots for reference. There is a plug next to the motor. The brown wire is the ground, I just cut it in the middle and ran both wires through the firewall to mount an easily accessible switch. You want to do this on the motor you want to deactivate movement, letting the opposite headlight drop whenever you hit the normal popup light button in the car.

          [–]gusir22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Sweet. Thank you man!

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          [–]reskk 28 points29 points  (1 child)

          Shitening McQueef

          [–]AnonymousBromosapien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Lightning MethQueen

          [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

          Come on Lightning MethQueen flows much better

          [–]PolesawPolska 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Now I'm picturing this car voiced by RuPaul,"I'll show you a good time for some unleaded premium!"

          [–]naMsdrawkcaB1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          McMethM'queen

          [–]NarvaezJ19K 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          “You got more of that fuel injection?”

          [–]dbainerr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          “Meth Injected”

          [–]Ourlifeisdank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Got into Mator's stash again.

          [–]what_are_socks_for 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          wheres the cheese Grommit!. CHEEEEEESE!,,

          [–]jamdattoast 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          r/kachow

          [–]ign1fy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          /r/kerchoo more like it.

          [–]WiseBudd1995 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          In my best Les Claypool voice McQueen got picked up twice Cooking up amphetamine He's on the tweak again Drinking 89 Doesn't race much

          [–]Floridaman12517 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Ya know cuz who needs airflow to their radiator or anything

          [–]Ned_Dinkster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          CRACK CHOW

          [–]orany123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Perfect title

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Lighting Mctweak

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          [–]SuitableArk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          It's got jaundice. I'm going with hep a. Gonna need a new liver.

          [–]babytwoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This has great meme potential

          [–]YOOOGrandMa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          More like: Lighting MethQueen

          [–]SurealGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Oh god she's just flashing everyone perpetually

          [–]ELMTAvalanche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          r/cursedimages

          [–]driverbiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I'm gonna do this to my Miata

          [–]BrendenMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Lightning McFeen

          [–]Bull_Dozzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lightning Methqueen

          Ftfy

          [–]2shizhtzu4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kerchoo

          [–]M_F_Luder42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          too many teeth for meth use

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He’s not taking retirement so well

          [–]NikkolaiV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Chevron cars showing a bit of age...

          [–]tgp1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I've seen enough anime Miatas to know where this is going.

          [–]MineMine132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kerchoo

          [–]platypootis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lighting McCletus

          [–]Brendanthebomber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          kerccchowth my brethen

          [–]solidsnakes453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Float like a butterfly, sting like a shared needle.

          [–]csi69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          meth mcqueen

          [–]Psychomaniac13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kerchoooo

          [–]UsernameChecksOut__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ka-Thow

          [–]QuietInterloper 0 points1 point  (4 children)

          Wait, does anybody know where this picture was taken?

          [–]jmzed3 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Arby's parking lot Bellevue WA

          [–]edragich 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Knew i recognized it!!!!! I live super close to here

          [–]jmzed3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Haha! Yeah I daily it around town here, I’m actually surprised it took this long to hit reddit. I’ve had the teeth for a couple years.

          [–]Myrriad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          you got any more of that kerchoo?

          [–]activitylab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lightning Methqueen

          [–]MerrittGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ker-chatch

          [–]gliggett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lightning McQueen, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

          [–]InnerMonolog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Some one had been hanging out with mater a little too much

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          How do I summon the title bot?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          HEY LIGHTNING....... KA CHOW...........

          [–]lordleumas66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kachow?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hey man you got a few bucks for gas?

          [–]DoLAN420RT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kjerchowie

          [–]Farmboy76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yo man, you got any more of that blinker juice.

          [–]Farmboy76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yo man, you got any more of that blinker juice.

          [–]Squiggledog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          What the car looks like after this happened to him.

          [–]RadiationStation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kathow

          [–]qwertybuttz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is why I want a miata

          [–]IThinkImAGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ker-Pow my Breathren

          [–]kateyuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Pho Hoa and Jazen Tea!!!!

          [–]goosebittentwiceshy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This made my day. Thanks.

          [–]Lexa_Stanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Chris Rock's car?

          [–]I4Action 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Poor baby who did this to you

          [–]I4Action 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It looks like it wants to sell me drugs

          [–]gritd2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Mcmeth? Can't be ... too many teeff

          [–]Average_Giant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wheezing intensifies

          [–]slothscantswim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Looks like something from Wallace and Grommit

          [–]drthtater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Methamphed McQueen

          [–]zendathegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Car McCarface

          [–]DisNameTho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          SSSSTHHHHHHH

          [–]ElUnicoJuan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Upvoted for title name

          [–]hazeleyesandfreckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lightning Methqueen has a better ring to it

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          " you shee, im not the fathtetht car"

          [–]baughbberick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ker-thoww!

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Nitrous. Not even once

          [–]fliminglaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Kachango

          [–]PooperScooper1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lightning MethQueen woulda been a better name

          [–]cjwall03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          r/kerchoo

          [–]Captainweirdo54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          KERCHOOW ON MY FACE FOR A DOLLAR

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ka- CHINK.

          [–]auto-data 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          hahaha... i almost laughed out my lung

          [–]bigpapaglim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Gettin' cozy at the cone, is we?

          [–]NowFreeToMaim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Nah. Chevron gas car....

          [–]stormaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          r/cursedimages

          [–]Dwtd123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          When retirement is worse than you expected

          [–]BlahGamertag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Looks like one of Lightning McQueen's fan but thirty years later.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Am I the only one who thinks Wallace and gromit?

          [–]God-Spitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I kinda like it tho :/

          [–]clinicallybraindead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He doesn't run on fuel but on meth

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lightning MethQueen*

          [–]tricon9 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !RemindMe may 1, 2020

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          [–]aFourthLinePlug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Lightning McDragQueen

          [–]jasonleeobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Okay I just spit out my drink. That was hilarious

          [–]trees907 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Humor and shitty car mods are different things. I love when people do things like this to their miatas.

          [–]Trohl812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Your a tree.! U make Miatas look like that too....

          [–]LoyaltyIsEvrthng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I seriously laughed my ass off at this 😂😭😭

          [–]NeckroFeelyAck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I'm laughing way too much

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