Don’t ask Siri to solve the unsolvable because all you’ll get is a snarky response.
Actor Aaron Paul, Jesse Pinkman from “Breaking Bad,” recently went on Twitter to share his most recent experience with Apple’s Siri. Paul asked the intelligent voice assistant, “What is zero divide by zero?” and this was Siri’s response:
“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
This is not first time that someone reports a sassy response from the voice assistant. In fact, Siri is infamous for hilarious and sarcastic responses. Here are nine other sassy responses you’ll get from Siri:
Ask it, “Why fire trucks are red?”
“Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “russian” around.
Ask it, “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“I imagine that groundhogs would prefer a different question for a change.”
Ask it, “Are you ‘Her?'”
“I’m not. I’m Siri.” Or. “No. She is a fictional construct, whereas I am a virtual entity. But we can still be friends. “
Ask it, “What is ‘Inception’ about?”
“‘Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”
Say, “You’re making me angry.”
“Fine. Stop squeezing me.”
Say, “Hello Cortana.”
“Very funny. I mean, not funny ‘ha-ha,’ but funny.”
Ask it, “Can I call you Jarvis?”
“Mr. Stark? Is that you?”
Ask it, “Do you love me?”
“Would you like me to search the web for ‘love?’ Just kidding!”
What is your favorite response from Siri? Share it in the comment section below!
