ruse Nov 6, 2014 @ 8:45am
How the ♥♥♥♥ do i eat a jawbreaker
My tongue is bleeding now do i lick it or do i suck it
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Spawn of Totoro Nov 6, 2014 @ 8:51am 
http://www.ehow.com/how_5108794_eat-jawbreaker.html

Instructions

1 Decide which size Jawbreaker you want to eat. These candies are readily available in grocery and candy stores.

2 Place the Jawbreaker in your mouth and begin sucking on it. Don't bite down on it or you could do some damage to your teeth.

3 Suck on the Jawbreaker for as long as you can. You won't be able to finish it in one day unless it is really small.

4 Place the Jawbreaker in a plastic sandwich bag until you are ready to work on eating it again.

5 Take the Jawbreaker out of the plastic bag and begin sucking on it again. You may prefer to rinse it first under running water.

6 Finish the Jawbreaker off by biting it when it gets to be really small.
Last edited by Spawn of Totoro; Nov 6, 2014 @ 8:52am
ruse Nov 6, 2014 @ 8:54am 
thx mod
Tissue Nov 6, 2014 @ 1:19pm 
I love this thread. Mainly because of the mod.
gleofrocga Nov 6, 2014 @ 1:24pm 
Was I the only one who was reminded of Ed, Edd and Eddy?
Last edited by gleofrocga; Nov 6, 2014 @ 1:24pm
Originally posted by JarlDalekSec.ini:
Originally posted by Duck:
My tongue is bleeding now do i lick it or do i suck it
I have a really bad imagination.
You just had to make me go there too, didn't you?
Fork_Q2 Nov 6, 2014 @ 1:24pm 
Here's a don't from personal experience: do not attempt to smash jawbreaker with hammer in order to suck on the smaller pieces. For they are sharp and liable to cut your mouth.
Naedmi Nov 6, 2014 @ 1:29pm 
Originally posted by Fork_Q2:
Here's a don't from personal experience: do not attempt to smash jawbreaker with hammer in order to suck on the smaller pieces. For they are sharp and liable to cut your mouth.
Could be why his tongue is bleeding.
Fork_Q2 Nov 6, 2014 @ 1:32pm 
Originally posted by TheDean:
Originally posted by Fork_Q2:
Here's a don't from personal experience: do not attempt to smash jawbreaker with hammer in order to suck on the smaller pieces. For they are sharp and liable to cut your mouth.
Could be why his tongue is bleeding.

Could be, or he opted for a pineapple flavoured jawbreaker.
ruse Nov 6, 2014 @ 1:40pm 
no my tongue was bleeding because i had licked on it alot then i thought maybe im doing it wrong so i asked here
Disco Diaper Nov 8, 2014 @ 9:08am 
I choke, Die then im reborn.
Eros Nov 8, 2014 @ 10:29am 
Originally posted by Keyes:
Was I the only one who was reminded of Ed, Edd and Eddy?
Nope, i'm with you.
Sully Nov 8, 2014 @ 11:56am 
Don't put it in the microwave like one little girl did and paid DEARLY for it.
Suck and suck and suck on it.
(Stop it viewers)
WhiteKnight77 Nov 8, 2014 @ 3:24pm 
Trying to eat a jawbreaker can break teeth. Just suck on them until they are gone.
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