Top 10 Ways To Be The Life Of The Party
Top 10 Ways To Be The Life Of The Party
5. Have an exit strategy
You never know how the party will turn out. If it sucks, then definitely have an exit strategy planned, especially if you want to scoop up the fine dames and take them along (or is it alone?). Anyway, even if the party is rocking, you never know when neighbors or cops will crash the party. Don't get caught with your pants down; have an idea of where you will head to afterwards to ensure a smooth transition throughout the night, and morning.
4. Don't make a fool of yourself
I know we all like to party hardy, but no one will come near you if you OD and end up making love to the toilet bowl all night. A sweet and caring girl might take care of you, but it will be out of pity, not out of interest. If some sweet looking girl ends up in the bathroom, make sure that her friends know, and they will hopefully take care of her. Don't do anything stupid. Not only will you not be the life of the party, but you'll also end up playing 'soap boy' to some dude named Bubba.
3. Look good, smell better, and taste great
This one sounds pretty straightforward. I know you can be as delicious as you want, but once you walk into a club, you'll end up smelling like a chimney. But nonetheless, girls detect your aroma. Pheromones (or sex attractants) pick up odors and subliminal scents; they only get stronger when women drink. Women get hornier when they drink. So slap on some cologne and do the math.
2. Just do it
A lot of people talk the talk and plan ambitiously before a party. These are the people who are standing with their backs against the walls and nursing their drinks. What you want to do is think less and act more. Again, not exactly rocket science, but hard to execute. Women are open to being approached, but unfortunately, rarely are. Is it intimidation? Perhaps. Just don't regret biting your tongue when she should be doing that in the first place anyway.
1. Prioritize and strategize
This one is not so much to guarantee that you are the life of the party, but rather to maximize the evening. Plan properly, in terms of whom you will speak to and what you will say. The last thing you want to do is spend an hour charming a woman only to find out that her boyfriend is arriving shortly. We can get into details, but I am sure that you're already thinking of past misallocations of resources.