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[–]Buck_Thorn 1504 points1505 points  (37 children)

[–]RocketSquidFPV 873 points874 points  (25 children)

Wow. there truly is a subreddit for everything

[–]a4techkeyboard 358 points359 points  (21 children)

At this point, I think someone could make a "Wow. there truly is a subreddit for everything" bot to reply to someone saying "r/zipperhair"

[–]AWildYeeHaw 260 points261 points  (16 children)

Wow. there truly is a subreddit for everything.

I am a bot. Beep Boop!

[–]botetta 121 points122 points  (12 children)

Good bot

[–]humangeigercounter 44 points45 points  (10 children)

[–]Sennomo 65 points66 points  (6 children)

Wow. there truly is a subreddit for everything.

I am a bot. Beep Boop!

[–]BruhLmfao69 22 points23 points  (4 children)

[–]Sennomo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It is known.

[–]Cinammon-Sprinkler 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Everything. For subreddit a is truly, wow.

Boop! Beep. Bot a am I

Edit: refering to the downvotes, so some of you people think all robots are perfect huh. Hmmm.

[–]The_Fool_Requiem[🍰] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Take my upvote to improve your AI

[–]humangeigercounter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It works!

Good bot.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow. there truly is a subreddit for everything.

I am a bot. Beep Boop!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Wow. there truly is a subreddit for everything.

[–]codeyk[🍰] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Make sure that the bot does a pube or a penis joke. Coz that seems to be the standard in all posts.

[–]j3horn 10 points11 points  (1 child)

r/zipperhair ? More like r/permedpubes , am I right? I’m a bot. Beep bop.

[–]j10b100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fr

[–]SURPRISEMFKR 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Reddit officially has everything. This is so obscure nobody else knew of its existence probably. I wonder what all those private communities contain...

[–]MightyBooshX 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Porn. The answer you're looking for is porn.

[–]SURPRISEMFKR 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Porn is in open communities though. Even niche one. Unless you mean illegal, then, possibly.

[–]9650000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

there are private subs? :o

[–]Buck_Thorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You will never know.

[–]Squeaky_Fart 14 points15 points  (1 child)

There is a sub on this? 🤯🤯🤯 Man I get amazed by Reddit day by day!

[–]sirios_guy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is a sub called r/theletterh it's all about the letter h

[–]aakarshchandan 1736 points1737 points  (74 children)

That's a long pube.

[–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 809 points810 points  (52 children)

I mean, it could be a pube, it would be a mildly interesting tale on how it got in my jacket zipper too.

[–]ufcgsp 549 points550 points  (37 children)

So your saying it could be someone else's pube

[–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 452 points453 points  (34 children)

It's most likely from my head. I have long hair and lots of it. But the pube possibility remains since I cannot confirm its origin.

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    [–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 281 points282 points  (14 children)

    I'm all about the possibilities, man.

    [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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      [–]insayno17 74 points75 points  (7 children)

      Hello. FBI? I think I found him.

      [–]EasyShpeazy 37 points38 points  (2 children)

      You would rat out someone named The_RockObama?

      [–]insayno17 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      repeats previous comment

      [–]Gotisdabest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Honor died with Club Penguin.

      [–]nice2yz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      KITT is that you think they met

      [–]W1D0WM4K3R 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Is having appreciation for rare and delicate pubescent hairs illegal?! In this country of the free??? This man has done nothing wrong! I will gather the pitchforks and torches!

      [–]insayno17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Go for it bro. You do you.

      [–]TheFerg69 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      A fine addition to my collection

      [–]Squeaky_Fart 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Damn 🤣🤣🤣

      [–]ufcgsp 12 points13 points  (2 children)

      I hear ya, was razzin ya hagd

      [–]PhyNxFyre 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Do yall have pubes with the same texture as head hair?

      [–]MightyBooshX 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      For at least five minutes every day I find myself wondering what this would be like... would I need to condition it?

      [–]sunburn95 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      You have pubes on your head?

      [–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Don't you?

      [–]sunburn95 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      According to my high-school bullies I infact do

      [–]cbforest 35 points36 points  (3 children)

      You don't zip your jacket around your legs then pull it up to your shoulders like the rest of us?

      [–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      Nah, I do it in a less logical manner myself.

      [–]cbforest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Whatever works!

      [–]EchoPhoenix24 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      I put my jacket on one leg at a time.

      [–]din7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I have found pubes everywhere so I really wouldn't be that surprised if you found it after you jacket.

      [–]pigwalk5150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      FRANKS AND BEANS!

      [–]cmad182 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I’m so glad that this is one of the top comments, I clicked saying to myself “if the top comment isn’t someone commenting about how long that pube is, there’s something wrong with Reddit.”

      Only slightly disappointed.

      [–]tygrrear 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Dammit you got here before I did. Must've taken the toll road.

      [–]GarciaJones 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      That’s a saw wave.

      [–]MightyBooshX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Nah, it's a square wave, but I like the way you think ;P

      [–]oscillius[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I decided before opening, that if this wasn’t the top comment, I was going to delete Reddit.

      [–]Provoked_Potato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Actually it's his nipple hair

      [–]ImNotBoringYouAre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You just described my beard hair. An individual one looks like a foot long pube

      [–]MyNameCannotBeSpoken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Came here to say pube as well

      [–]iamnotcanadianese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      fuck. i gotta start reading before i comment.

      [–]monty331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My first thought lol

      [–]DistanceMachine 160 points161 points  (3 children)

      Robot pube.

      [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      It definitely belongs to Bender.

      [–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

      Incredibly mildly interesting.

      [–]TooShiftyForYou 74 points75 points  (2 children)

      This is now a cubic hair.

      [–]Somefurtrash 30 points31 points  (3 children)

      STICKY FINGEEERRS

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      There it is

      [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      That’s actually pretty cool and something I haven’t seen before.

      [–][deleted] 229 points230 points  (22 children)

      It was mildly interesting the first time I saw one of these posts.

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      I could keep going... just getting bored copying and pasting.

      Edit: r/zipperhair is a sub dedicated to these types of posts.

      [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

      I might love you.

      [–]ShadowWolf202 78 points79 points  (3 children)

      But you know what? I've been subbed here for a couple of years and this is my first time seeing it (here or anywhere else on the net).

      So maybe just chill out and let other people enjoy things.

      [–]Twistervtx 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      That's how I feel about comments that say shit like "REEEPOST REPOST OMG GUYS REPOST GENERAL REPOSTI" like damn congrats, you browse reddit enough to not only recognize reposts but call them out, I'm sure your family hangs that accomplishment on the wall next to your more successful brother's PHD.

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        [–]LolTacoBell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        It's hard to tell sometimes, I guess sometimes the magic wears off when you see it too many times like the case of this post, but the funny thing is you've probably thought of a GREAT comment that's witty and full of that pun kick to it, and wound up seeing that as a top comment and thought to yourself "Dammit none of my thoughts are original!!", and that sort of feels how it goes for posts over the decade too, we've just had so much mildly interesting things happen shared that none of it is original, and it's hard for some people to be optimistic that this wasn't manufactured unintentionally with so much repost pessimism over the course of the years on Reddit. I choose to believe because it is pretty damn mildly interesting lol

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          [–]rohithkumarsp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Dafuq

          [–]SomolianButtPirate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Now put all your hair in a zipper and you’ll look really cool

          [–]CleatusVandamn 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          Thats what my pubes look like

          [–]d1ckh3ad87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Lol

          [–]stoner_boner_69 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          It’s one of Mulch Diggums’ lockpicks from Artemis Fowl.

          [–]thebluthbananas 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Yes, first thing I thought of too!

          [–]stoner_boner_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I’m so happy I’m not alone!! I read the books 17 years ago when I was 10 and for some reason when I saw this post it was the first thing I thought of. Brains are weird.

          [–]Overpin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Praise the omnissiah!

          [–]serif_sans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          you telling me this is not what pubes are supposed to look like???

          [–]A40002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Dude, trim your pubes.

          [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (9 children)

          u/repostsleuthbot I swear to god I have seen this somewhere

          [–]RepostSleuthBot 5 points6 points  (7 children)

          I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/mildlyinteresting.

          It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.

          Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Negative ]

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

          I guess I must have seen something very close to this

          [–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

          I can assure you it's OC. I just must not have seen any of the many other similar posts somehow.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Thanks. You can never trust reddit.

          [–]qdtk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I've been here for years and literally never saw one of these before and am glad you shared this.

          [–]prguitarman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I’ve seen a post like this before, too. That post was front page from what I remember

          Here it is

          https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/cj5srf/my_hair_got_caught_in_my_zipper/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          This will put your mind to rest.

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          [–]AutoModerator[M] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Your post (probably) hasn't broken any rules, but we see these kinds of things a lot. Look at our most overdone items here

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          [–]Dildo_Baggins__ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          We all know that's your pubic hair OP

          [–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          ;)

          [–]youdeservemhor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          This is top drawer mildlyinteresting.

          [–]lolimapeanut_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Have you heard about the gear wars ?

          [–]lamb_chops2 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          New Fallout game?

          [–]mathiasbloodaxe[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          From what I understand of Fallout 76, this image is far more entertaining than that game.

          [–]lamb_chops2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Yep, I've heard the same thing as well, so only playing up to Fallout 4.

          [–]CosmicPurple_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Thanks for reminding me I need to study for my machine design final

          [–]CaTz__21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          The pain you went through for this must have been extraordinary

          [–]Minecraft_Skymobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Looks like a gear

          [–]NukaWorldOverboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What a Fallout Moment

          [–]Howard_Sway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That's some Riddler shit

          [–]Heapsass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          [–]PixelVox247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nah you just got freaky pubes

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Came off to me. Fascinating. Poor girl

          [–]Sektrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Steampunk hair style

          [–]Xenomorpher1021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          War, war never changes

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          [–]AuxiliaryVexes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is a repost? I swear I already have seen this...

          [–]yubi_azknfrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Manscape?...please.

          [–]jussyd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Those are some long pubes

          [–]kinnic1957 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That’s the first thing I said to myself this morning —geez, wouldn’t it be great to see a random stranger’s pubic hair! Thanks for making my day.

          [–]JulioCesar29 3 points4 points  (12 children)

          Hopefully it wasn't a pubic hair

          [–]Even-Understanding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Kaitlyn sitting between Nick’s a giraffe.

          [–]BlurryBigfoot74 1 point2 points  (9 children)

          What other kinds of hair are there?

          [–]WaterDog69 1 point2 points  (8 children)

          The hair on your head, beard hair, armpit hair, and ass hair. Now take your pick there's a line.

          [–]WorriedCall 2 points3 points  (5 children)

          You zip up your armpits?

          [–]WaterDog69 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          How else do I put my skinsuit on?

          [–]WorriedCall 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Glue. Made from boiled bones, surely?

          [–]WaterDog69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          That's for repairs stupid. Are you even a true skinny?

          [–]WorriedCall 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          I've watched silence of the lambs. does that count? I'm a bit squeamish tbh.

          [–]WaterDog69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I uh, I was making an opposite of furry joke but sure that counts.

          [–]BlurryBigfoot74 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Jesus Christ I just checked. I think you're right. I had no idea I had hair in other places! Thank you so much.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Which hair? Which zipper? I need more info.

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]IsraeliXmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Looks like a cool tattoo

            [–]lilgamelvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Interesting

            [–]2Bismywife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            STIIICKYY FIIINGAAAAAS

            [–]Electricpillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Please frame

            [–]MistrKraus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Steampunk hair

            [–]49mammoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            pubic

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            ZIPPER MAN

            [–]bajabruhmoment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You got that MF ROBOT HAIR

            [–]miltonwadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Sometimes they grow out of my head like this.

            [–]Paney123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            GSC

            [–]ActualTymell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Clearly you are the Omnissiah, chosen of the Machine God. Praise be.

            [–]-Listening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She will be playing Thena in The Eternals!

            [–]Holycrap2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That’s a wacky pube

            [–]IAM_deleted_AMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I don't know why but this gives me anxiety lol I find it extremely uncomfortable for some reason.

            [–]alexhaterbasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Sick

            [–]someone-krill-me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            This is one of those things you nonchalantly post on reddit then find out it means you've actually got a horrific disease.

            [–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Came to say the world is healing

            [–]HotmanHotcakeBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            The universe is sending you a message to change gear in your life

            [–]Kitten_Knight_Thyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I have to say, my first thought was "Damn, do you not shave down there?" because when I see the word "zipper", I instantly think of a pair of jeans.

            Carry on.

            [–]-jerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I’ve done this. Could’ve got me 20k upvotes? Lawd!

            [–]FeralCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Thays strong hair , you should sell hair to the navy, to use as rope

            [–]Melonfudger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            A work of art! How much for the piece? I want one in every colour!

            [–]optimistdit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Please tell us that was a hair from your head

            [–]Oops639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Maybe you should manscape a bit.

            [–]Wolfenberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Robot pube.

            [–]KentuckyFriedEel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Synth! Synth!

            [–]Nikolaideon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            looks like some breath of the wild shit

            [–]zipandzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            In terms of manufacturing processes, you might be onto something useful here.

            [–]GQRR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That must hurt if it was from your penis

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Your pp could've looked like that

            [–]alkeshgothwal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Some people will be like it hair not hairs. Grow some hairs yeh all

            [–]NothingSpeciallI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I wonder from where is that hair from if u know what I mean

            [–]heliohelia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Am I the only one who finds this... sorta gross and skin-crawling?

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Hope it wasn’t a Pube and that you didn’t end up with the beans on top of the frank.

            [–]asado_siopao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Nice

            [–]nelska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I've seen this I don't know if it's a repost right if it's happened to somebody else

            [–]bruuuhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Looking like Maui's hook

            [–]Radekzalenka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            The original was more original

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Have you seen narutos hand? Looks like that with the spiral and everything.

            [–]HombreMoleculo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Carcosa

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I mean not gonna lie, you is fine

            [–]DrewZG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Tentacle

            [–]nice2yz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            One would think that the world stopped sneezing...

            [–]drfishflan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Didn't see it at first but eventually focused on the follicle point.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Have I told you about the gear wars?

            [–]javajuicejoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That’s what we call a zip line.

            [–]Ninja-Knickers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Definitely time for trim.

            [–]sonkev34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Did I ever tell you about the gear wars?

            [–]RepulsiveAgency 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Naruto. Upvote if you get it

            [–]Tim-E-Cop1211819 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            War never changes?