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[–][deleted] 2667 points2668 points  (81 children)

JELLYFISH

[–]AliCracker 1449 points1450 points  (45 children)

I love how innocent we are

[–]J1nx13 461 points462 points  (24 children)

Soap... right

[–]grafxguy1 567 points568 points  (20 children)

Oh cum on, be honest.

[–]duckiest_duck_around 216 points217 points  (15 children)

My thots exactly

[–]BrokenAllday 166 points167 points  (14 children)

One more pun and you're gonna be busted

[–]okletsdothis111 94 points95 points  (11 children)

bang bang now who's busted!

[–]CupcakePotato 95 points96 points  (9 children)

Nut again!

[–]glitterbombdotcom 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Loads of puns in this thread

[–]GhostofHeavybigfoot 50 points51 points  (7 children)

Someone should just spit out the real joke, or are we gonna just swallow it?

[–]AHugeCatastrophe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like a nut

[–]Khavak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i did not consent to this

[–]namek0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH GAWD AWWW MOAN yeah really cum on

[–]dakakaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like your spunk bro

[–]doyouevencompile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This soap also works as a facial

[–]VVLD420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Better not drop it

[–]huey9k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here looking for this.... thank you for not letting me down, u/J1nx13.

[–]blue-leeder 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Jellyfish is a very dirty thing to say in my country of origin

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What's the word for 'spooge'?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait why?

[–]hectorduenas86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jellyjizz

[–]MukiNUnbi 148 points149 points  (11 children)

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy!

[–]7empest-tost 9 points10 points  (10 children)

Is this from something or are you just a funny bunny?

[–]Amsnhardiman 61 points62 points  (8 children)

I think it's from Finding Nemo

[–]Syraphel 45 points46 points  (7 children)

I’m a 31 year old dude and I know this is from Finding Nemo.

[–][deleted]  (6 children)

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    [–]effvarga 16 points17 points  (4 children)

    30 years old here. Can confirm: Finding Nemo is a movie.

    [–]jdm_obsession 31 points32 points  (2 children)

    83 years old here, I watch finding nemo obsessively, multiple times a day. I have lost all contact with my family. I pray that one day they will call a wellness check to my house and find me dead in my living room, with a blissful “just keep swimming” echoing throughout my home.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I dunno if you’ve seen the news lately, but if you get a wellness check, your odds of being dead rise dramatically.

    [–]bobbarkir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Brutally awesome!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    35 year old women here. I was 18 when the movie hit theaters in 2003. I went to see it 4 times with different people. Two of those times were just me and my, at the time, 13 year old brother. I still love it now.

    [–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (7 children)

    Take some jelly take some fish look at that sandwich, delish

    [–]DetroitSportsKillMe 11 points12 points  (5 children)

    God I miss Julian Smith videos

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Right? It was a simpler time. I go back and watch Hot Koolaid when I need a pick-me-up

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Morning, Brother!

    [–]Dekunt[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I still watch MALK when I need a good laugh.

    [–]AntiTermiticHurtSpee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Give the man some mulk

    [–]Agetrosref 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Cant believe i’m not the first one to think of it. JELLYFISH!

    [–]absurdcircle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    I saw mushrooms.

    [–]KMichaelKills_137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    JELLY FISH

    [–]bert4560 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Take some jelly, take some fish. Jellyfish.

    [–]Allcolyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Big ol’ nasty fish

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I remember a story about a woman giving her bf/husband road head and didn’t wanna swallow so she spit it into a water bottle describing it as a jellyfish floating in the bottle.

    [–]calllery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Take some jelly, take a fish, look at that sandwich, deelish

    [–]sixmileswest 945 points946 points  (15 children)

    Looks like mushrooms

    [–]Cinammon-Sprinkler 223 points224 points  (10 children)

    The shape at least. And mushrooms look like....... and the color and texture of the soap looks like...

    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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      [–]Chrisiztopher1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

      Envy

      [–]Mangles22 37 points38 points  (0 children)

      Dude went off half cocked

      [–]blue-leeder 17 points18 points  (4 children)

      Fuck

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

      MY

      [–]AnaBanona 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      ASS

      [–]roge- 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      Goodbye

      [–]AD1_2323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hello

      [–]An_Epic_Pancake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      definitely silly putty

      [–]Bariumtinguy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Shintake mushrooms like the ones used in stir fries.

      [–]RunWithSharpStuff 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      No sir, shiitake have large caps and shorter stems. These look like white enoki!

      [–]Bariumtinguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Oh yeah right I didn't think about white enokis. Nice you pointed out.

      [–]jelly_bean_gangbang 405 points406 points  (11 children)

      To me it looks like a combination of jellyfish and mushrooms.

      [–]yourfriendme3 296 points297 points  (9 children)

      I see a bottle half full of cummies

      [–]jelly_bean_gangbang 66 points67 points  (5 children)

      Is that like a new candy or something?

      [–]Giygas77 27 points28 points  (2 children)

      They are! Have you ever had jellybeans? Kinda like those!

      [–]jelly_bean_gangbang 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      We don't speak about those after the incident...

      [–]BrianHPlayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The incident of the day I found out I loved gummy worms

      [–]bricknovax89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Cummy jar ... missing MLP figures

      [–]msmith721 1879 points1880 points  (79 children)

      Ummmm.... anyone gonna take the honors?

      [–]ailes_d 2594 points2595 points  (33 children)

      looks like cum

      [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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        [–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

        I just...nevermind. What you said bro.

        [–]possibly_a_ninja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I’m stuck in the bottle soap bro

        [–]grafxguy1 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        I think he made that comment on the sperm of the moment.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "It was the heeeat of the moment ..."

        [–]blue-leeder 12 points13 points  (10 children)

        What’s that again?

        [–]ailes_d 60 points61 points  (9 children)

        THE LIQUID THAT COMES OUT OF YOU WHEN YOU HIT THE CLIMAX OF YOUR SEXUAL PLEASURE

        [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (7 children)

        pee?

        [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

        Yes. It’s stored in the balls.

        [–]ailes_d 28 points29 points  (2 children)

        PEE COMES OUT OF YOUR BALLS WHEN YOU HIT THE CLIMAX OF YOUR DRINKING PLEASURE.

        thats sexual too

        [–]Lalalanevermind 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I scroll down and laughed like crazy. Thanks, internet stranger. I needed a laugh today.

        [–]ailes_d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Aside from all the negatives that are pouring out of the world, we do need a little laugh every now and then!

        And the explanation of pee in balls

        [–]ILikeSchecters 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Is this comment thread fucking with me or is my mind in the gutter? Nobody mentioned it til this far down the thread

        [–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (14 children)

        Yes it looks like that too

        [–]firefiretiger 44 points45 points  (4 children)

        Peter North said he would pay big bucks for this.

        [–]RearEchelon[🍰] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

        I think most of reddit is too young for this reference

        [–]8Ariadnesthread8 23 points24 points  (2 children)

        Jellyfish???

        [–]SkyezOpen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Wow, I'm dirty minded and I saw jellies too.

        I like jellies.

        [–]seriousbangs 14 points15 points  (4 children)

        Agreed. It totally looks exactly like a bunch of jelly fish swimming.

        [–]Iceicemickey 23 points24 points  (2 children)

        Wrong kind of swimmers.

        [–]seriousbangs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I suppose it could be one of those rare, underwater mushrooms I've heard so much about.

        [–]jelly_bean_gangbang 40 points41 points  (0 children)

        Like wha-OHHHHH

        [–]HoldMyPitchfork 28 points29 points  (0 children)

        Take my upvote, you wanker.

        [–]sambes06 31 points32 points  (2 children)

        Whatever you think you see I don’t see, man.

        [–]Amaazon_box 19 points20 points  (1 child)

        The argument im having in my head right now: Im gonna tell him. Dont you dare!

        [–]BoofingPalcohol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        And I’ll be doing whatever snow does in suuummerrrrr

        [–]garthanthimum 58 points59 points  (0 children)

        Cum get your upvote

        [–]CeramicCastle49 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        coom

        [–]TrulyAHoleOfAnAss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        No no. You tell them.

        [–]bobes87 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Raw dog loads ?

        [–]Newiiiiiiipa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Damn these liberal yahoo's with their Hollywood bank accounts!

        [–]RearEchelon[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Yes... lava...

        [–]Zoso525 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Sea men.

        [–]Alert-Incident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Once I saw this picture I had to come to the comments for this.

        [–]whal3man 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Cum soap cum soap

        [–]CornCheeseMafia 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Guts by Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club)

        [–]draainage_eli 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        was hoping to see this reference

        [–]CornCheeseMafia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Same. I became the change i wanted to see. It's quite liberating

        [–]themangeraaad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Mushrooms and jellyfish?

        [–]QuietRatatouille 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Anyone remember the "pale ale" scene in Amiercan Pie?

        [–]BucklyMusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        ...Human tadpoles

        [–]brwtx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Is Deadpool staying at your house?

        [–]MiniGryphon911 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        Deadpool refilled it

        [–]PatrickBaitman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'm so fucked up...

        [–][deleted] 224 points225 points  (13 children)

        This reminded me of a sexual offender unit I worked on. I asked why we had see-through soap containers and clear soap instead of the wall despenser soap like everywhere else. Literally had the answer as soon as I asked.

        [–]iamthefork 139 points140 points  (10 children)

        Thanks for making me forever distrustful of public soap.

        [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

        Don't worry! Soap is thick so the baby batter would just sit on top for the poor bastard who gets the last of the soap. Just never get the last couple squirts..

        [–]AnaBanona 26 points27 points  (1 child)

        baby batter

        Delicious

        [–]PartyMcFly_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Maybe this is why they’re moving to foam soap

        [–]BIackFonzie[🍰] 250 points251 points  (1 child)

        Its like a cum lamp

        [–]fluffuanyurpants 130 points131 points  (2 children)

        Cum soap

        [–]Vacanus 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        Butters' Creamy Goo is reemerging on the market!

        [–]Marvelous_Marv 43 points44 points  (1 child)

        God damnit dude

        [–]SauronOMordor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        I'm on Team Looks Like Jellyfish

        [–]Polymathy1 39 points40 points  (2 children)

        I have a photo very similar to this on my phone. Not the same photo at all, but I thought it was interesting.

        [–]jelly_bean_gangbang 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        Do the generic "I see your sperm soap and raise you ...." lol

        [–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (3 children)

        For those interested, this is known as Rayleigh Taylor instability.

        [–]G00Punch[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

        ok i want to go google this but it really feels like i'm about to end up searching for porn.

        edit: welp, i took the risk, and you were not lying. you have to admit that Rayleigh Taylor would make a great poem name tho.

        [–]SirPitchalot 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Aka the boring cousin of the Richtmyer-Meshkov instability...

        [–]G00Punch[S] 67 points68 points  (3 children)

        lol ok so apparently what it actually looks like is jellyfish mushrooms made out of semen. thank you reddit. 😂

        [–]MadHelp 9 points10 points  (6 children)

        RISE UP!

        [–]jelly_bean_gangbang 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Gonna get higher and hiiiiigher....WHOOOoooo

        [–]Kaldricus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Nips and hips, gotta be sexy or I don't eat

        [–]Qtworlddrop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Look more like jellyfish

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Wicked

        [–]anghari 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        “Leftover soap” my ass

        [–]Demkon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        DROPPING LOADS of soap onto my hands for washing

        [–]i_swear_too_muchffs 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        So either you’re a perv (like me) and see jizz, do drugs and see shrooms or are fond of marine biology and see jellyfish...but wait...what if you do/see all 3? What sort of trifecta is that?

        [–]m_raidkill 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        You ever been high af and jerked off to a jellyfish?

        [–]theguywhodunit 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        You can wash your hands with sperm, it’s fine.

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        If you can’t make your own, store bought is fine.

        [–]theguywhodunit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’m a palm-to-table kind of guy, myself.

        [–]Mercyful666Fate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I just think it looks like school glue you freaken perverts.

        [–]kkngs 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        This actually happens underground with salt deposits and sediment layers in the Gulf of Mexico. The scale is much bigger and much slower. Same physics, though.

        [–]G00Punch[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        so this is what it looks like in certain areas of the gulf? that's pretty crazy. i've spent my entire life living (relatively) near the gulf and i never knew that.

        [–]NotAWerewolfReally 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        You wouldn't see it, this occurs under the ground. These Salt traps can cause oil deposits to form, since the oil cannot pass them. So if you've seen oil rigs in the gulf, you're possibly in the area of salt traps.

        More information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_dome?wprov=sfla1

        [–]Lurky_monster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Yeah. Lava lamp. That’s what it looks like.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ahh, the latest work by Andres Serrano

        [–]_Snoow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Yeah lava lamp, just what I was thinking too

        [–]MephistosGhost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        “Lava”

        [–]KindheartednessOk383 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That's actually lit. And here comes the onslaught of people saying it looks like cum

        [–]gdavis1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        yeah ... "leftover white soap"

        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (9 children)

        Hey wrong sub because this is interesting as FUCK that’s like some cosmic physics shit going on there buddy

        [–]Polymathy1 9 points10 points  (5 children)

        Different density and liquids that don't readily mix.

        [–]HoldMyPitchfork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        The interesting part is that the densities are very similar so you get this cool pattern as the white liquid very slowly rises.

        [–]pillowcase99999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Its called ed biomolecular dual syncrofusion ( i am a science professor btw)

        [–]thinkfast1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I mean, I guess it's better than that shoebox guy.

        [–]bobtherobot0311 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        IT LOOKS LIKE CUM TO ME SIR.

        [–]strainer123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Thats cute but you told me on a private message that you jerked off and blew your splurge inside the bottle so there we have it, this is sperm you're looking at.

        [–]Krimreaper1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        White “soap”.

        [–]Foxtrotdelta69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Cum lamp

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        “leftover white soap”

        [–]That_Old_TV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Now just put a MLP figure in it

        [–]joerudy767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Reminds me of my shroom days

        [–]Sirus-The-Great 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Is this a re post? I think I saw this somewhere

        [–]sTnUeRaTkLyE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You're probably thinking of this.

        Or this.

        Or maybe this.

        Or this.

        Maybe this?.

        Could be this.

        Or even this

        Reddit just kind of refreshes and repeats itself constantly. After being here on different accounts for that last 10 years Im starting to feel like I'm either Bill Murray in Groundhog Day or I'm stuck in some sort or mandela effect loop which explains why the most common reposts (or in this case not really a direct repost but a very old repeated concept) still make it to the front page every time, and everyone acts like we haven't seen it a hundred times before. And it's gotten much worse in the last year or so. It feels like it repeats itself weekly now.

        By the way have you heard that there is a statue of a lab mouse in russia that serves to honor the mice that have died in the name of science? No? Well you will soon.....again...and again.....and again.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        cum bottle

        [–]bananasaucecer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        A few months later it turns into a small fetus

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Just cleaning the cum jar

        [–]chancebranch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Ah yes, The cum lamp

        [–]dontblowupcats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Sperm.

        [–]HeX-Carter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        CUM

        [–]PlusUltra__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Looks like someone shot ropes in the soaps.

        [–]Gazallafuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "soap"

        [–]Yos3mit35am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Forbidden cum

        [–]glycolman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Skeet skeet skeet!

        [–]MysticSloth712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You busted a load in that soap didn’t you.....

        [–]Lonsen_Larson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Cum dispenser!

        [–]SuleimanTheMediocre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        ahem

        CUM

        [–]USMCJohnnyReb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I see sperm but that's just me

        [–]BaBoomShow 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Life tip: Don’t mix soaps, the chemicals used are at a specific balance to reach a certain pH. Mixing them throws that off completely.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, “lava lamp”.

        [–]illusiqn1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Mushrooms. Cum mushrooms.

        [–]Danno225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Someone wanna tell them?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Are not gonna talk about the fact that this looks like cum

        [–]monopotit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Haha... Yeah ruffles trousers... Soap.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        cum bender

        [–]woosterthunkit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Oooohh that so cool

        [–]Odinson133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Sea cummys ocean daddy!

        [–]LoopyPro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Should we tell OP?

        [–]SuperSupes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Cum lamp

        [–]Spagz80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        We all know what but looks like in water ...come-on man

        [–]redditor2_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        😏

        [–]Flipswix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        White soap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)