My yard has a mole problem, but I never thought I'd find an albino! Chance of 1:100,000.

12edDawn · 2020-05-17T15:39:19+00:00

with no leader, the mole kingdom fell into disarray, with different factions fighting for resources and riots breaking out daily.

JordanDesu13 · 2020-05-17T15:49:15+00:00

How many times did you have to reset your garden to catch this mole?

Owny33x · 2020-05-17T15:40:39+00:00

He's so cool, I would let him destroy m'y garden

panteatr · 2020-05-17T15:50:31+00:00

where he eyes

gleaming-the-cubicle · 2020-05-17T16:35:39+00:00

Their hands are so freaky, they look like moose antlers

narpilepsy · 2020-05-17T16:11:36+00:00

Has he taught you earth bending yet?!

Aloha_Po-ouli · 2020-05-17T16:14:11+00:00

I had a golden retriever as a kid who would dig these guys up and then try to play with them. She would always get so disappointed when she inevitably killed them because they are not, in fact, other dogs

tabasco_YUL · 2020-05-17T16:08:34+00:00

Jazz hands!

Doc-in-a-box · 2020-05-17T15:45:24+00:00

It looks happy to have finally reached status on social media

jdevowe · 2020-05-17T16:23:19+00:00

From their perspective, the moles have a human problem. The humans put a yard in their way.

Icedcoffeekid · 2020-05-17T16:22:57+00:00

lmao he looks so smug i love him

alm420 · 2020-05-17T16:12:19+00:00

Moles be kinda cute tho

GhostWokiee · 2020-05-17T16:06:35+00:00

Don’t kill, release him :((

GayHotAndDisabled · 2020-05-17T15:48:10+00:00

This is literally the cutest creature I have ever seen. I would die for this mole.

CatPatronus · 2020-05-17T18:03:23+00:00

I just realised this is the first time I've ever seen a real mole

imaginexus · 2020-05-17T16:17:32+00:00

Wow I’m stupid. I thought this was a baby platypus until I read the other comments.

rustcatvocate · 2020-05-17T15:38:45+00:00

Could also be leucistic. Hard to say what impact it would have given their low exposure.

Jackalman1408 · 2020-05-17T16:53:26+00:00

Just means you've got over 100,000 moles left to grab mate ... Good luck!

Glassberg · 2020-05-17T16:23:55+00:00

Sounds like those moles have a you problem.

vodka_berry95 · 2020-05-17T16:27:28+00:00

That guilty smirk! "Yeah, you caught me."

Enlight1Oment · 2020-05-17T17:08:20+00:00

Did you take a moment to rub that belly?

pipedreamer79 · 2020-05-17T15:38:58+00:00

Get a husky, mine is incredibly good about knowing where they are, digging them up, and eating them.

native_usurper · 2020-05-17T18:08:00+00:00

Can some one draw guilty eyes on him?

heslopkaleb · 2020-05-17T16:43:21+00:00

Jazz hands

TyrannosaurusRekt- · 2020-05-17T17:31:58+00:00

Look at this smug little fucker

NuclearWalrusNetwork · 2020-05-17T17:55:26+00:00

I'm going to breed a subspecies of domestic fancy mole that can be kept as pets similar to fancy rats. Who's with me?

ItsGwenoBaby · 2020-05-17T18:10:43+00:00

But the drop rate of the mole pet is 1:3,000

2020-05-17T23:19:28+00:00

HE HANDS TOO BIG FOR HE GODDAMN HIM

TheTallOne93 · 2020-05-17T15:58:38+00:00

"it's me"

keep_running · 2020-05-17T16:44:48+00:00

his hands are so awesome !

2020-05-17T17:43:13+00:00

These dudes have the strangest skeletal structure. Their humorous has evolved into a totally differently shaped bone to allow them their constant side-to-side digging motion!

Oregongrown96 · 2020-05-17T20:16:43+00:00

“Please sir if you are done with photo I would like be put down”

OakenBones · 2020-05-17T20:49:47+00:00

Huh, just had the thought that, assuming the chance of an albino mole being born are 1 in 100,000, the chances of any given human encountering that particular mole would have to be far more narrow, given how seldom a person encounters a mole at all, let alone an albino individual. I remember learning introductions to probability, game theory, formal logic, and statistics in college (never studied those beyond 100 level courses except for logic) and there were so many mind blowing moments learning to wrap your head around chance.

2020-05-17T22:49:26+00:00

Does he bite?

WillowWispFlame · 2020-05-18T08:37:58+00:00

I don't live somewhere with moles. Are they dangerous? Can you really just pick one up like this and be fine? Do they bite? I'm intrigued. They look like weird small pillow pets, or if a bean bag was alive. Are they like mice? Fast or slow above ground? I really want to hold one now.

TheRobotics5 · 2020-05-17T17:05:35+00:00

Smiley boi

Adsylrod · 2020-05-17T17:27:58+00:00

He looks so photogenic

keshmarorange · 2020-05-17T17:34:00+00:00

"Unhand me now, human!"

Rukanau · 2020-05-17T20:00:32+00:00

I think I forgot moles existed for the last 15 years or so, till I saw this.

420wasabisnappin · 2020-05-17T20:57:49+00:00

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2020-05-17T21:38:57+00:00

Sure, just pick up the wild rodent

Jellymonk · 2020-05-17T21:44:52+00:00

spank him and send him on his way

Tanzklaue · 2020-05-17T22:06:48+00:00

albino moles are actually among the most common albinos in nature, since living in the darkness makes being a huge white target less of an elimination factor!

ReasonablyConfused · 2020-05-17T22:35:29+00:00

So whatcha wanna do here is give them small bits of supposedly classified info, but you tell each one something slightly different. When the info slips out, you can tell who it is by the details of the info.

Boom, no more mole problem.

DullInitial · 2020-05-17T23:17:05+00:00

You'd think there would be more albino moles. I mean if there is one creature that isn't going to be disadvantaged by albinism, its moles.

superteryn · 2020-05-18T02:34:29+00:00

this post made me realize I've never actually seen a mole in a real life setting

Zappa1990 · 2020-05-18T02:37:28+00:00

QTπ

GenderlessBatcaver · 2020-05-18T03:48:59+00:00

My dad caught one like this when he was a kid! Weirdly he just told me this today. It was orange and white, colored similar to a cat, and HUGE.

kgirl1225 · 2020-05-18T06:01:11+00:00

Where did you find this? Like do these live in people’s yards normally somewhere??

SimsAreShims · 2020-05-18T06:06:22+00:00

Was he soft?

AidanSig · 2020-05-18T06:24:00+00:00

He seems like a chill guy

zhentarim_agent · 2020-05-18T07:37:04+00:00

moles are stupid cute

2020-05-18T12:04:08+00:00

He looks like he's giving you a "hey I got caught, but can you blame me for trying guy?"

Timmymac1000 · 2020-05-17T17:40:28+00:00

How did you catch him?

ilovedoumanseiman · 2020-05-17T16:50:17+00:00

You’ll never see it coming

TwoDevTheHero · 2020-05-17T17:24:02+00:00

hehe he's like aayy

2020-05-17T18:30:22+00:00

His little expression looks exactly like that funny mole character from Wes Anderson's adaption of Fantastic Mr Fox

Labrat4ever · 2020-05-17T19:12:30+00:00

A fine of example of something so ugly its cute!

jroddie4 · 2020-05-17T19:24:52+00:00

dude you have way too many moles in the yard for that drop rate

Flyberius · 2020-05-17T19:27:02+00:00

Moles look like badly sculpted Warhammer models from the early 90s.

2020-05-17T19:33:18+00:00

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xirdnehrocks · 2020-05-17T19:50:35+00:00

Cool, free pet

kazneus · 2020-05-17T19:53:22+00:00

Mole to meet you

2020-05-17T20:24:56+00:00

Wish I could hold him

xPhilip · 2020-05-17T20:35:42+00:00

For some reason I always thought moles were the size of cats

2020-05-17T20:43:45+00:00

hes so chill look at him just vibing

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