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    [–]kennilly 291 points292 points  (65 children)

    what kind of special picture are we talking here

    [–]Blu3j4y 402 points403 points  (50 children)

    A tasteful nude, I'd wager.

    [–]thelandofnarnia 126 points127 points  (38 children)

    Draw me like one of your French girls.

    [–]kingbinji 145 points146 points  (37 children)

    ohhh yeaa NSFWish

    [–]Schroedingers_gif 44 points45 points  (34 children)

    /r/geriatricporn would love this.

    [–]Facticity 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    This is a very safe click everyone. And please do click. It's wonderful.

    [–]mchugho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love how I clicked before I read that it was SFW, I must have a disturbed mind.

    [–]cooneyes 48 points49 points  (17 children)

    70 years ago (NSFW)

    [–]mchugho 51 points52 points  (3 children)

    She had huge breasts for a 10 year old.

    [–]verekh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Feels so wrong looking at this picture with that comment in mind

    [–]DrugsOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why did you do this to me?!?!

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      [–]luckybms 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      I will not die happy until this is answered.

      [–]batpower 19 points20 points  (2 children)

      There literally is a reddit for everything....and it really is awesome.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Subscribed, because it wasn't what I thought.

      [–]castle_of_argh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Candid photography? Nudge, nudge, wink wink, say no more.

      [–]Mys_Dark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's called art.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      You'd wager that his mom wants a tasteful nude of Maxine? Seems like a dicey wager.

      [–]Blu3j4y 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      You don't know OvertrustedFart's mom like I know OvertrustedFart's mom. She's a dirty dirty girl.

      (Dear OvertrustedFart - I refrained from calling your mother a "whore" like I originally wanted to. I'm sure she's a lovely lady, in spite of being the neighborhood chew-toy.)

      I think I need to get some sleep. I'm annoyed for no reason, and insulting people's moms. Peace out, assholes. I love you all!

      [–]algorithmae 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      LOVE YOU TOO BABY

      CALL ME TOMORROW, OKAY~? <3 <3 <3 <3

      [–]HITMAN616 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Is the grandma/Maxine nude, or OvertrustedFart?

      Both?

      [–]Blu3j4y 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Both of them. Why the hell not?

      [–]KoreanTerran 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      If you have to ask, you're not ready to know.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      [–]Tetchy 26 points27 points  (4 children)

      You might want to distinguish what kind of special picture you mean.

      But, as long as we assume it's a socially appropriate, that is really sweet :)

      [–]kingbinji 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      define "socially appropriate"

      [–]BigBadMrBitches 36 points37 points  (0 children)

      Full on vag.

      [–]kingbinji 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      less than 4 objects inserted

      [–]Blueflamealchemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      So is mine! Coffee cups, calendars, weird ugly sweaters..

      [–]Casparilla 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      If anyone wanted to have Jon Wagner (creator of Maxine) do an AMA, I know him and could put a word in.

      [–]snant444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Maxine's awesome!

      [–]CyanogenHacker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      So am I. That shit's hilarious

      [–]Focuses_On_Minutiae 65 points66 points  (19 children)

      She installed her own pencil sharpener?

      [–]MissAshley214[S] 66 points67 points  (6 children)

      Been to her house I don't know how many times and somehow never noticed that lol.

      [–]cuckname 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      i am dying to know what the inside of the card says.

      [–]Titan_Astraeus 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      That's funny, I remember an older pencil sharpener like this at my grandparents house, reminds me of my grandfather, when I was younger and would draw or whatever. Wonder if I could find a decent vintage one.

      [–]boredboarder8 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      I think that's one of those suction cup pencil sharpeners.

      [–]Spatterplug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I forgot these suction pencil sharpeners even existed. It clearly is one though, you can see the lever for it.

      [–]cuckname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      its the suction kind.

      [–]lofi76 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      We had one installed in the garage when I was a kid.

      [–]breedinglilacs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Me, too. When I needed a sharp pencil in the winter, I had to brace myself for a cold front. Brrrr!

      [–]Benzorgz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My parents still have one in their garage.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I have a feeling that that's an electric can opener. It appears to be in a kitchen.

      [–]HaveAGoodDayEh 83 points84 points  (40 children)

      What is life's big questions!?!?!

      [–]Farisr9k 66 points67 points  (0 children)

      This is seriously bugging me.

      I MUST KNOW THE SHITTY PUNCHLINE

      [–]kingbinji 44 points45 points  (2 children)

      "why did i waste so much time on that one website with all the cats?"

      [–]StuBenedict 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      Don't make me sign you up for Cat Facts.

      [–]sketchybusiness 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      "What is the all around best weapon on black ops 2?"

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      It's obviously the tablet you use to control all the killstreaks.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      FLM

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (10 children)

      "What is love?"

      [–]NothingsShocking 21 points22 points  (9 children)

      baby don't hurt me

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

      Now stop.

      [–]chum_guzzler 31 points32 points  (3 children)

      Hammer time.

      [–]3rd_Shift_Tech_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I wanted to collaborate and listen.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Collaborate and listen!

      [–]Starklet 9 points10 points  (11 children)

      I don't understand the card. Do you have to be old?

      [–]KoreanTerran 23 points24 points  (10 children)

      Yep, 80's when you start asking those questions.

      [–]newtothelyte 25 points26 points  (8 children)

      What is the meaning of life? What will happen to my kids after I die? Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Lots of white going on in Wayne Brady's name.

      [–]doctorofphysick 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      "Wayne Brady is black??????"

      [–]potodds 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      We traded him for Eminem.

      [–]WHOLE_DUCK_IN_MY_ASS 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I wanna pick up Wayne Brady and put him in my shirt pocket for safekeeping.

      [–]cozy_smug_cunt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X Edited: Brian=white name; Bryant=closer to Malcolm X

      [–]newtothelyte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Lol its Bryant but I'll accept Brain

      [–]fuzziesforbreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dr. Who?

      [–]Rook1113 85 points86 points  (28 children)

      Is she crabby and racist as well?

      [–]gemini86 104 points105 points  (19 children)

      Aren't most old people?

      [–]gr33nspan 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      Sometimes mild senility removes the filter people have between mouth and brain. That's when you find out that sweet old Auntie Mae, who is 95, is actually a cold callous bitch.

      [–]JafBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I'm 19 and I'm a cold callous butch, am I fucked already?

      [–]throwaway20121017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      During my entire life, great-grandpa was a very kind, meek old man who walked across town every day to bring some of his cherished flowers to florist friends. Then, some five years ago, he had a stroke. He'd allucinate "niggers" invading his house, grinning sarcastically on the sofa—he'd take his belt and lash out furiously, but to no avail; they'd just grin even more. When grandma tried to help, he got paranoid and accused her of being an accomplice of them "niggers". It was a very sad last year of life.

      [–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (14 children)

      aren´t most people?

      [–]kingbinji 22 points23 points  (13 children)

      aren't all people?

      [–]c0ncept 12 points13 points  (8 children)

      aren't all?

      [–]erikda777 53 points54 points  (7 children)

      "aren't" is fucking weird when you think about it...

      [–]its2012 48 points49 points  (3 children)

      No it ain't.

      [–]erikda777 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      It is when you repeat it continuously, but that goes for almost every word.

      [–]BostonGraver 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Only if, unlike the rest of us, you don't start questions with "Are not" constantly.

      [–]solsethop 12 points13 points  (5 children)

      My grandma is sweet and racist. Quite refreshing really.

      Grandpa is just a huge dick.

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      I'm sure your grandma likes it.

      [–]slantview 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Fuck you sonny.

      [–]mchugho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      You will be when you're his age, I feel myself getting more cynical and world weary by the day. God knows what I'll be like in my 80s

      [–]toinfinitiandbeyond 20 points21 points  (4 children)

      Where's the dog! Get that extremely old woman a dog!

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      a licking and humping dog

      [–]toinfinitiandbeyond 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      She's worked hard her entire life! She deserves a "Service animal".

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      we all do

      [–]fauxpunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It's what dreams are made of.

      [–]BeerTodayGoneToday 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      10/10. Would send to distant relative.

      [–]erikda777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      But not a close one.

      [–]GObutton 12 points13 points  (2 children)

      Where did her fridge go?????????

      [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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        [–]Cold_Kneeling 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        Maybe one of the big questions is in fact 'where's the dog?'...

        [–]superfusion1 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        actually, it's "who let the dogs out?"

        [–]Khalexus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I asked Cleverbot that question and it told me the Baja Men.

        Holy crap what a twist!

        [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

        The resemblance is ungranny.

        [–]moosaveenya 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        TIL I dress like an 80 year old woman. I'm a 25 year old male.

        [–]probablyonPCP 34 points35 points  (17 children)

        THIS MAKES ME ANGRY AND I DONT KNOW WHY

        [–]HaveAGoodDayEh 30 points31 points  (15 children)

        Is it because you don't know life's big questions? If so I FEEL YOU

        [–]probablyonPCP 27 points28 points  (14 children)

        I DON'T KNOW BUT I JUST ATE HALF A MICROWAVE AND I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER

        [–]HaveAGoodDayEh 14 points15 points  (13 children)

        CAN I HAVE THE OTHER HALF?!?

        [–]probablyonPCP 16 points17 points  (12 children)

        SORRY MY ROOMATE JUST THREW IT OUT HE CAN BE A CUNT SOMETIMES

        [–]HaveAGoodDayEh 12 points13 points  (11 children)

        WELL TELL HIM THAT HIS DECISION HAS MADE ME ANGRY AND I DONT KNOW WHY

        [–]probablyonPCP 14 points15 points  (10 children)

        FUCK YOU MAN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE MAD AT HIM HE WAS JUST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS

        [–]HaveAGoodDayEh 11 points12 points  (9 children)

        I DIDN'T SAY I WAS MAD AT HIM I SAID THAT HIS DECISION HAS MADE ME ANGRY. I UNDERSTOOD WHY HE MADE THE DECISION AND RESPECT HIS AUTONOMY, I MERELY WANTED THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT THE MICROWAVE. I AM ANGRY AT MY LACKING NOT ANGRY AT HIS DECISION.

        [–]probablyonPCP 18 points19 points  (8 children)

        SORRY SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING CAN I STILL EAT YOUR HAND

        [–]HaveAGoodDayEh 17 points18 points  (7 children)

        Yes.

        [–]Sinestero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        maybe it's because you're on PCP

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        Does she live near Seattle? Because I'm pretty sure I've seen her before. Saw her out shopping one day and looked over and noticed my mom had the same look on her face as I did because we both thought the same thing.

        [–]MissAshley214[S] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        We live in Oregon. Although one of his cousins got married in Seattle a couple years ago and we were all up there for that.

        [–]nachodogmtl 3 points4 points  (3 children)

        Where did the stove go?

        [–]Ochiudo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        I would've guessed refrigerator myself.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        If only Maxine was holding a card with a look a like on it who was holding a card with a look a like on it who was...holding a card with a banana wearing sunglasses on it! Bet you didn't expect that! It's time for bed now, goodnight reddit.

        [–]henry_white2 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Now everytime i get greeting/holiday carda i will look for this one

        [–]Pinworm45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        WELL WHAT ARE THE BIG QUESTIONS? WHAT'S INSIDE IT?

        [–]montanasteve 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        Why does she dress like a 20-year-old male hipster?

        [–]oldsecondhand 24 points25 points  (0 children)

        Because at 80 no one gives a fuck.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Looks to me like she dresses like an 80-year-old, only she's wearing someone elses sunglasses so that she looks like the picture on the card.

        [–]FrattyDecisis 6 points7 points  (4 children)

        that is outstanding!

        [–]erikda777 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        She does seem like she's in good shape to be out standing

        [–]lofi76 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        in the field.

        [–]erikda777 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        of science

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Sure, why not?

        [–]noshore4me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That's racist. White women do not all look alike.

        [–]taylorab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This is both hilarious and awesome. Neat grandma.

        [–]eerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Grandma gets points for having a good sense of humour. Great shot!

        [–]RepostThatShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        80 isn't when you start asking yourself life's big questions, it just feels that way because 80 is when you start to forget you've already asked those questions.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I was looking for a dog in the shot too!

        [–]whatsmyPW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        What a cliffhanger. I want to know what it says inside the card.

        [–]Bella304 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        But where's her dog?

        [–]StarVixen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Ha! That's so cute. And she really does look like her.

        My grandma LOVES Maxine. It's a tradition that I buy my grandma a Maxine Calendar every year.

        My grandma looks nothing like her, but has a very similar attitude.

        [–]thelandofnarnia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        What a good sport. I wish I had a grandma like this. Wait what am I talking about... I meant I just wish I had a grandma...

        [–]Chazz1022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Let there be snow, let there be snow.

        [–]bluegil33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I did a double take

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        she better get a sponsor deal out of this

        [–]wombats88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Holy cow, she really does look like the dog on that card. Amazing!

        [–]bryandenny71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        My Grandma did the same thing. I'll have to find the picture.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        wow

        [–]visionquest_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        My god... she is real

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's pretty cool I guess.

        [–]heyiambob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Those aren't sunglasses on the card. Those are the eyes of a fly.

        [–]BobCox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Try to Hang on MAXINE

        [–]Slim08pu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        O.o is she 80?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This really reached the top fast.

        [–]fatboi69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        80 years old and wearing skinny jeans, I like it.

        [–]GoldenBarkley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Life's big questions... Like "where did my refrigerator go?"

        [–]seanywaffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'm really curious as to what the inside of the card reads.

        [–]Rivenyst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        One would think life's big questions would begin to have answers at the ripe ol' age of 80

        [–]ohdang20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        what's on the inside of the card say? I'm dying to find out.

        [–]koshercowboy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        The real grandma must've come first.

        God I hope I never have to use that sentence again.

        [–]gemini86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "We keep asking her what she did with the refrigerator, this is the only response she's given..."

        [–]HelloImHigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's fucking great.

        [–]shelly_ty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Is she also crabby?

        [–]fatclownbaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Biggest.Boner.Ever

        [–]billdance_legend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The fact she has a pencil sharpener in the background is key.

        [–]Schneemann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        She looks like Waldos grandmom with that hat :D

        [–]BlueRofl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Am I the only one who wants to know what the inside of the card says?

        [–]SnappleBapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Let's hope she doesn't turn out to be..ungranny.

        [–]dubled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Someone stole her refrigerator.

        [–]MiamiPower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        She Rocks!

        [–]HighBeamHater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's one sweet ass pencil sharpener.

        [–]pikalicia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        awesome!!

        [–]Incronaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Her dog must be one of helluva character!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The question is... where is her refrigerator?

        [–]ddog510 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Wheres the dog?

        [–]vinegar_fighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I was expecting the husband and grandma to look strikingly similar. Either a really youthful, rugged grandmother or a feminine man who lived life hard.

        [–]darkscyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Dat gap.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I wish I knew what life's big question was

        [–]SANAFABICH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        9/10 would grandson.

        [–]skazzleprop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Is her refrigerator running?

        Because if it is, she might really, really want to get someone to help her catch it before it gets too far.

        [–]JANISAUR[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I want to know how the moment happened that the similarity was realized. Was it the person that was browsing for greeting cards that noticed the similarity, was the realization upon receiving the card, or did it happen in some other way?

        [–]cgamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It's not just uncanny, she IS Maxine!

        How did you open the portal to the cartoon world? TELL ME!!!

        [–]malmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'd like to sit down for coffee with this lady. She looks like she can tell a joke and a story or two.

        [–]tnb641 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Where the hell is her stove?!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I don't think she looks anything like that dog.

        [–]GoLightLady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Awww, that's kind of cute. Love that she dressed the part for this photo.

        [–]YourNextEx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        To be fair, old people all kinda look alike.

        [–]rhinorocan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I wish to study at this woman feet.

        [–]commodore-69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        When will I die?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        What's up with grandmas wearing big sunglasses like that? My grandma wore hers all the time, even at night or in the house. I saw my grandma so much in her glasses, I honestly don't recognize her in pictures without them on.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Close, but her mouth goes the wrong way :-/

        [–]TheGanjaLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I don't get it...

        [–]CEvans321 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        That feel when you wife whores your grandma out for karma.....

        [–]robmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        uncanny.. thats a re-p......No, no this word is just a popular word to generate more karma. Now i must search for more uncanny pictures.

        [–]RidiculousSN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Okay, come on, who else did a double take to see if she had a dog by her side?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What's the inside of the card say?