Men in Blue to Bring Men in Blue to Land of Scarlet and Grey

The pigskinAn item like this will be used in “The Game.” Outside, the authorities are bracing for the throwing of other objects.

Hailing from the Midwest, with connections to both Ohio (family) and Michigan (friends), it’s nearly impossible, even at this easterly remove, to remain willfully ignorant of the annual gridiron bout known simply as “The Game.” But it’s hard to be curmudgeonly about the history attending Saturday’s meeting in Columbus, not least because it pits the No. 1 ranked team (Ohio State) against the No. 2 ranked team (Michigan) — the first time the teams have found themselves so arrayed in 103 encounters.

That’s impressive and all, but in purely anthropological terms, it’s the fans — and those attempting to manage the movements and intereaction of hostile, beer-swilling enemy forces — that is most interesting. To wit: The Buckeye Extra reports that the University of Michigan is sending its own police into Ohio — purely for support, of course.

From the Dispatch:

OSU Assistant Police Chief Rick Amweg said his department is working with the Michigan officers to promote safety, but he said the quickest responses likely will be from Ohio-based units.

“So if they feel more comfortable talking with the University of Michigan law-enforcement officers, certainly they can use that number,” but they should understand that could delay any police response, Amweg said.

The tidbit on the police was apparently gleaned from an e-mail that was sent out to Michigan students by university officials earlier this week. It encouraged students to call 911 for emergencies, but provided a number with a cozy, 734 area code for reaching Michigan police on the ground in Ohio. And the e-mail was chock full of other sound advice for genteel Michigan fans venturing into Ohio’s Heart of Darkness:

  • Try carpooling to the game; if possible, drive a car with non- Michigan license plates.
  • Keep your Michigan gear to a minimum, or wait until you are inside the stadium to display it.
  • Stay with a group.
  • Stay low-key; don’t draw unnecessary attention to yourself.

Uh, yeah.

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It seems to me that with all the worry for Michigan fans the best bet would be to stay home where they will be safe. It isn’t worth the worry and they are going to lose anyway.

Good point TZ Senior. I’m curious, did the memo to U of M students remind them to write their names on the tags of their undies?

OSU Football players like little boys.

Ohio State 84 – Michigan 3

Deep Thoughts…by Jack Handy.

Here’s another one–If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, “I swallowed it. So sue me.”

Michigan Sucks!

“the No. 1 ranked team (Ohio State) against the No. 2 ranked team (Michigan) — the first time the teams have found themselves so arrayed in 103 encounters.”

Michigan has played Ohio State in a #1 vs #2 matchup two other times.

Sheesh. As a native Ohioan, I’m happy I chose to attend a college with no football team.

Sheesh. So are we. Something both Michagan and Ohio State fans can agree on.

“The Game” is and always will be Harvard-Yale. Not to say your game isn’t of more importance…just need to come up with a new name.

The U of Michigan administration should be more worried about counseling their distraught students upon their return to Ann Arbor to deal with losing to Ohio State.

Go Bucks!

It’s too bad they don’t teach respect 101 at Ohio State, let alone basic math, english, history, etc. The football game will be over tomorrow night (with a UofM victory of course), but the fact that most OSU grads will end up working at McDonalds will last a lifetime. Go Blue!

Good one Adri. You are truly a Michigan D.B. (not defensive back)

[Troy Smith was overheard singing the follwoing didy to Ted Ginn whilst driving together to practice Weds afternoon] “Oh, TG, you are my little gentleman. I’ll take you to foggy London town ’cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.”

Makes me sick.