After Watson’s stint at No 10, she made headlines with her tales of having to ‘nanny’ Boris Johnson. Now she’s written a bonkbuster set in Westminster – and John Crace has read it so you don’t have to
Like any true Parisienne, the first thing on my mind was ‘Will I jamais get my jambe over again?’ But if you jouer vos cartes right you can still get beaucoup d’action
‘I gather from the fact that Pop hasn’t written for some while that he must have died. Here is a drawing of a frog. Still at least we have Basil Brush on the television’
‘Five-year-old on acid’: Liz Truss’s Ten Years to Save the West, digested by John Crace