Victoria Coren Mitchell + Opinion
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I did lose a pair of trousers once but they weren’t worth £1m, Boris
Victoria Coren MitchellThe bankrupt tennis star’s admission that he has mislaid his trophies resonates with all of us who know we put that thing somewhere… -
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My Christmas present to you
Victoria Coren MitchellHate gift guides? Here’s an alternative to all those that insult you with dull ideas -
Ed Sheeran versus the super-idiots
Victoria Coren MitchellAttacking the singer’s charity efforts takes a rare type of stupidity. But guess what...
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Michael Gove, where did our love go?
Victoria Coren MitchellThe environment secretary has shown a flash of his old character but I can’t forgive his betrayal -
Why are the police copping flak?
Victoria Coren MitchellDon’t damn officers for a Halloween prank – law and order should show it has bit of heart
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Casinos gamble on their credibility
Victoria Coren MitchellIf you’re too smart for gaming houses they’ll find a way to stop you - but more fool them -
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Putting Granny online? No thanks
Victoria Coren MitchellI’m all for doing something for old people. But don’t ask me to put family snaps on the web -
Oh, do let’s be beastly to the Nazis
Victoria Coren MitchellNobody thinks Paul Hollywood is an actual Nazi; we should let him dress how he likes
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High street betting must clean up its act
Victoria Coren MitchellMy column about the evils of fixed-odd betting terminals brought almost universal agreement but a few voiced their dissent. Let me answer my critics -
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Anyone for robotic rumpy pumpy?
Victoria Coren MitchellSurely randy replicants are designed to never say no. Well, meet Frigid Farrah...
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How to say ciao to plonkers
Victoria Coren MitchellThere’s nothing posh about ordering a meal in a foreign language in a restaurant in Britain – as Justine Greening should know by now -
Stop the world, I need a break
Victoria Coren MitchellThe news is terrible, but here are some things to force it out of your mind for a moment
Why is the NHS listening to the siren voices of the vape manufacturers?