Kim Kardashian Delivers Cheeky Poop Jokes in ‘AHS: Delicate’

Kim Kardashian seems to be having the time of her life on American Horror Story: Delicate and this week’s episode, “Little Gold Man,” sees her character delivering several poop jokes at the expense of her client.

In the 12th season of Ryan Murphy‘s hit anthology series, Kardashian plays Siobhan Corbyn, an ambitious publicist with dubious intentions.

The reality TV star plays opposite Emma Roberts, who leads the season as Anna Victoria Alcott, a rising star and current Oscar nominee for her work in the mysterious movie The Auteur.

The episode sees Siobhan arriving at Anna’s house early in the day to help her get dressed for the Oscar ceremony. Anna is in the third trimester of her pregnancy and is being haunted by a strange baby-obsessed cult, which comes with a series of challenges.

The actress wakes up with strange marks covering her legs and darts into the bathroom as Siobhan announces her arrival. She yells, “Bathroom emergency!” Anna’s behavior raises suspicion for Siobhan, who proceeds to ask her if she’s going number two. “

Are you shitting?” Siobhan asks Anna incredulously. “Squeeze that fucker out ASAP! It’s go-time, bitch.”

Meanwhile, Anna is having a meltdown while taking in her inexplicably scaley legs in the bathroom mirror. She picks up a razor and begins to cut into her skin. Her gasps of pain coupled with the amount of time she’s taking in the bathroom piques Siobhan’s curiosity.

“Plop, plop! Let’s go,” Siobhan comments while clapping her hands.

Anna emerges from the bathroom with a sheet wrapped around her lower half to hide her legs. Siobhan uses her strange entrance to make one more poop joke: “Why are you covered in a sheet? Did you sheet yourself or something?” The publicist chuckles to herself and adds, “I’m sorry, that was a good one,” when she sees that Anna is not amused.

The alligator-like skin covering Anna’s legs disappears as she drops her sheet in front of Siobhan, and her normal legs appear with the cut she made in the bathroom. Siobhan casts away her worries and says, “Oh, you just cut yourself shaving! You had me worried.” The scene is interrupted by Anna’s Oscars “glam squad,” who arrive to prepare her for her big night.

Much more happens in the episode, such as Anna winning an Oscar and seemingly going into labor while accepting her award and the receptionist at the fertility center revealing that she’s been having an affair with Anna’s husband, but nothing beats the poop jokes.

If Kardashian nabs an Emmy nomination, they better select “plop plop!” as her clip.