In the books, Robinson Cano took home the big prize at the 2011 Home Run Derby last night - which was the second consecutive season the American League came out on top. That takes us back to 2009, in St. Louis, when division-rival Prince Fielder emerged victorious. At least, on the field. He wasn't the overall winner.
That honor belongs to
this man, captured this fan at the 2009 Home Run Derby in St. Louis - shuffling around on Clark St., taking in the atmosphere with thousands of everyday Cardinals fans. But this was no ordinary man; he was a collective Voltron of redneck magnificence.
Let's begin at the midsection. Take a look.
Oh, yes. Shirtless, jean shorts, and some logo ink on the shoulder-blade.
All staples of a Cardinals redneck during summer months.
But, let's head North. We can see that there might be some action up there.
Ohhh, the Northern region surpasses our fan hunter expectations.
A ponytail *and* a bald head? That, my friends, is what us professionals call a "
skullet." Rare, even in our neck of the woods. Bonus points for catching the black woman laughing mockingly in the background as well as snapping this man in hot pursuit of a permed Eckstein fan.
But, let's move on. With the upper region overarching, we're on the edge of our seats waiting to head South of the border.
Hey-o !!!
Cigarette in hand? Definitely. Self-supply of liquid? Yes sir.
This gentleman brought class and preparation to the 2009 All Star Game.