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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 1: The Pants Tent |
In the pilot episode of this hit comedy series, an innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 2: Ted and Mary |
Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 3: Porno Gil |
Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 4: The Bracelet |
Larry is continuously thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peace-making gift for Cheryl. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 5: Interior Decorator |
An act of kindness results in Larry missing a meeting with an actress whose phone number he just can't get! |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 6: The Wire |
Larry and Cheryl befriend their odd neighbors in order to get their approval to bury an unsightly phone wire. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 7: Aamco |
A radio commercial causes Larry to crash Jeff's beloved car during a test drive. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 8: Beloved Aunt |
Larry's offer to help with Cheryl's recently deceased aunt's obituary results in a shockingly profane misspelling. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 9: Affirmative Action |
Larry insults a black dermatologist while on the way to fill a prescription for Cheryl's skin condition. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 1, Episode 10: The Group |
In the Season One finale, Larry lands in trouble with his wife, a stage director, an old flame and an incest survivors' group! |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 1: The Car Salesman |
In the Season Two premiere, Larry and Cheryl make a successful bid on a seaside chateau only to discover that their new 'dream home' has a disturbing sound of unknown origin. Meanwhile, Larry shocks everyone by taking a job...as a car salesman! |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 2: Thor |
Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an incident. Meanwhile, Larry's observation of the troubles between Jeff and Susie leave him trying to prove to Cheryl just how un-kinky he is. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 3: Trick or Treat |
Larry offends a Jewish neighbor at the premiere of another friend's movie. Later, Larry experiences the 'trick' side of the Halloween expression 'trick or treat.' |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 4: The Shrimp Incident |
Larry's suspicion that an HBO executive has lifted some shrimp out of his Chinese food following a take-out mix-up leads him to be labeled a misogynist. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 5: The Thong |
Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same shrink, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the doc after Larry sees him wearing a thong bathing suit. |
27:30 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 6: The Acupuncturist |
An acupuncturist agrees to waive his $5,000 fee if he can't cure Larry's back. Coincidentally, a writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan, claiming that he is close to receiving his inheritance. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 7: The Doll |
At the screening of a mini-series, the young daughter of a TV exec gets Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll--which then causes her to throw a fit. To save face, Larry and Jeff steal the head off Jeff's daughter's doll. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 8: Shaq |
Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident winds up bringing him good luck. |
29:48 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 9: The Baptism |
Larry is shocked when he discovers that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryl's sister is converting to Christianity. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of stealing his outgoing answering-machine message. |
29:36 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 2, Episode 10: The Massage |
In the Season Two finale of this comedy series, Larry lands in hot water when Cheryl's psychic busts him for a naughty massage. Later, Larry is caught stealing forks from a restaurant. |
29:28 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 1: Chet's Shirt |
In the Season Three premiere, Larry and Jeff invest in a restaurant with Ted Danson. To celebrate, Larry decides to get matching shirts for himself and Ted, but when Ted finds a stain on his shirt, it leads to Larry's demotion in a performance of 'The Wizard of Oz,' as well as other troubles. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 2: The Benadryl Brownie |
Larry finally enters the world of cell phones, but his first call leads to a major mix-up with the chef at his new restaurant. The end result leaves Richard's new girlfriend with a serious case of the hives...just as the couple is about to be scrutinized by Joan Rivers at the Emmy(R) Awards. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 3: Club Soda and Salt |
Larry, Jeff and Ted scramble to find a new chef for the restaurant when the current cook quits in the aftermath of the hives incident. Meanwhile, a couple rejects Larry's wedding gift because it's more than a year late, and a saleswoman becomes convinced that Larry is stalking her. |
30:00 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 4: The Nanny |
Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a 'nanny from hell' whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a 'penis faux pas' after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from 'Bartlett's Quotations.' |
29:44 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 5: The Terrorist Attack |
A rumored threat of a terrorist attack overshadows a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry's friends. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Paul Reiser's wife Mindy during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 6: The Special Section |
Larry receives some bad news while he's shooting a film in NYC, but he uses the situation as an excuse to get out of a number of unappealing invitations. |
29:39 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 7: The Corpse-Sniffing Dog |
After dinner with another couple, Larry ponders an etiquette question. Meanwhile, Jeff's allergies force him to ask his daughter to choose between him and the family's German shepherd. |
28:16 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 8: Krazee-Eyez Killa |
Larry is accused of betraying the confidence of Wanda's rapper boyfriend. Later, he alienates Jeff's wife Susie and then runs into problems trying to replace a jacket that Cheryl threw out. |
29:25 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 9: Mary, Joseph and Larry |
Larry proves to be an incompetent Christmas tipper, while both he and Jeff prove to be lousy liars. Later, Larry tries to make amends for ruining a manger scene set up by Cheryl's family. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 3, Episode 10: The Grand Opening |
In the Season Three finale, Larry figures out a way to fire a chef and alienate an important restaurant critic...days before his new bistro is about to open! |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 1: Mel's Offer |
With their tenth wedding anniversary approaching, Larry reminds Cheryl of a 'present' she promised him back when they got engaged. Later that night, a karaoke performance ends up landing Larry an unlikely plum role. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 2: Ben's Birthday Party |
Larry reconnects with Michael, his blind tormentor, with bad results. Meanwhile, Richard asks Larry for an unusual favor, and Larry's poor party etiquette embarrasses Cheryl. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 3: The Blind Date |
Larry mends fences with Michael by setting him up on a blind date. Jeff admits to a sexual fantasy that peeves Larry; Ben delivers an ultimatum; and Larry levies a steep accusation against a group of mentally challenged workers. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 4: The Weatherman |
Larry inadvertently traumatizes the Greenes' daughter at their dinner party. Later, Larry accuses a local weatherman of misrepresenting the forecast for personal gain. |
30:01 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 5: The 5 Wood |
A bag of raisins and cashews threatens Larry's working relationship with a well-known actor, while a dirty locker threatens his golf-club membership. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 6: The Car Pool Lane |
Larry finds an innovative way to use the HOV lane to get to a Dodgers game. Later, he pays a price for getting medicinal marijuana for his dad. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 7: The Surrogate |
Larry's decision to buy a surrogate mother a baby-shower gift backfires...as do his efforts to pass a routine physical. |
30:03 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 8: Wandering Bear |
A surreptitious video purchase endangers Larry's relationship with his assistant, Antoinette, and nearly costs Jeff and Susie their best friend. Meanwhile, Cheryl gets medical treatment from an unorthodox source. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 9: The Survivor |
Larry contemplates a tempting offer from his Hasidic dry cleaner. |
30:03 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 4, Episode 10: Opening Night |
In the Season Four finale, Larry opens in 'The Producers' on Broadway. |
58:38 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 1: The Larry David Sandwich |
In the Season Five premiere, Larry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich that is named after him. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 2: The Bowtie |
Larry hires a private investigator to uncover a personal secret, adopts a 'racist' dog, and falls off his pedestal as a lesbian advocate, temporarily. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 3: The Christ Nail |
Larry buys his housekeeper a bra, and is saved from the wrath of her vengeful husband by orthodics and a special nail. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 4: Kamikaze Bingo |
Larry dishonors an art dealer at a Japanese restaurant, and accuses a nursing-home resident of a Bingo fix. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 5: Lewis Needs a Kidney |
Larry and Jeff debate how far they're willing to go to help out a friend in need. |
30:10 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 6: The Smoking Jacket |
Larry makes two wishes come true, and swaps smoking jackets with an icon. |
29:56 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 7: The Seder |
Larry ruffles feathers by inviting a sex offender to a seder. |
30:06 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 8: The Ski Lift |
Larry and Jeff befriend the head of a kidney-transplant consortium. |
34:00 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 9: The Korean Bookie |
Larry suspects his Korean bookie of kidnapping Jeff's dog. |
28:44 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 5, Episode 10: The End |
In the Season Five finale, Larry is changed by a trip to Arizona. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 1: Meet the Blacks |
In the Season Six premiere, Cheryl talks Larry into adopting the Blacks, a family displaced by a hurricane, and Larry invents the 'perfect' excuse for missing a pair of parties. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 2: The Anonymous Donor |
The Davids and the Blacks move into a new house, and take in a new guest; Larry rewrites a dry-cleaning rule; Jeff finds his reputation stained; Larry envies Ted's anonymity. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 3: The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial |
Larry argues with Susie and Richard over condolences, confronts a pair of 'sample abusers' at an ice-cream parlor and a perfumery, and is accused of pinching flowers by Marty Funkhouser. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 4: The Lefty Call |
Larry regrets getting Richard's girlfriend Cha Cha a job near the office bathroom; a waiter is doomed by a doggy-bag dispute; Larry proves inept at 'talking lefty.' |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 5: The Freak Book |
A book about freaks, coupled with a chauffeur's incapacity, sets Larry up for a string of ejections involving Ted, John and a group of mourners. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 6: The Rat Dog |
Larry tests the limits of sick sex; Loretta and Leon's job prospects are burned by a slow toaster; Larry befriends an exterminator, to a deaf woman's regret. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 7: The TiVo Guy |
A malfunctioning TV device puts Larry's marriage with Cheryl into a crisis mode. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 8: The N Word |
Larry tries to do Auntie Rae a favor, but ends up offending her instead. Jeff's stay at the hospital to get a 'snore job' opens up a new opportunity for Larry, who takes full advantage of it. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 9: The Therapists |
Larry tries to curry favor with Cheryl by influencing her therapist. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 6, Episode 10: The Bat Mitzvah |
In the Season Six finale, an upcoming Bat Mitzvah provides Larry with an opportunity to clear up his recent domestic travails--as well as some nasty rumors. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 1: Funkhouser's Crazy Sister |
In the Season Seven premiere, Larry attempts a preemptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns (with Jeff) that you can't make an 'empty gesture' to a Funkhouser. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 2: Vehicular Fellatio |
Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 3: The Reunion |
Larry resists Jeff's suggestion to do a Seinfeld reunion special--until he figures out a compelling personal reason to do so. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 4: The Hot Towel |
Larry rats out Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but later gets his payback at a restaurant rendezvous with an old flame; Larry's doctor regrets ever giving him his personal number. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 5: Denise Handicap |
Larry learns to embrace the upside of disability without actually being disabled, and looks to disprove the rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can kick his butt. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 6: The Bare Midriff |
Larry and Jerry Seinfeld consider incorporating Larry's latest real-life experience--involving a bare-midriff assistant and a crying Jesus--into the reunion show. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 7: The Black Swan |
Larry twice encounters bad luck on the same golf hole. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 8: Officer Krupke |
Jeff's indiscretion forces Larry to embrace his feminine side; one of Jeff's clients competes with Cheryl for a 'Seinfeld' role; a local law officer shares an unusual name. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 9: The Table Read |
Larry gets frustrated by a nine-year-old's emails; Leon poses as a dead man; Jerry befriends Funkhauser. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 7, Episode 10: Seinfeld |
In the Season Seven finale, a returned favor costs Larry quality time with Cheryl. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 1: The Divorce |
In the Season Eight premiere, Larry learns his divorce lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout-daughter of a beleaguered sports owner. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 2: The Safe House |
Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women; Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test; Leon survives a case of mistaken identity. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 3: Palestinian Chicken |
Larry plays 'social assassin' to the hilt at a dinner party, on the golf course, and at a Palestinian restaurant with chicken to die for. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 4: The Smiley Face |
Larry vows to topple a sacred dating taboo, and regrets making concessions to his new office neighbor; Jeff's alibi to get out of a dinner backfires. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 5: Vow of Silence |
A failed alibi has coastal consequences; the Greenes' dog is denied a last meal; Larry confronts a buffet-line transgressor. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 6: The Hero |
Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeff's courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 7: The Bi-Sexual |
Larry competes with Rosie O'Donnell for the same woman, explores the nuances of Japanese bows, and refuses lunch with an L.A. acquaintance. |
29:33 |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 8: Car Periscope |
Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry's training schedule. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 9: Mister Softee |
An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences. |
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HD14+Closed CaptioningVideoSeason 8, Episode 10: Larry vs. Michael J. Fox |
In the Season Eight finale, Larry accuses NY neighbor Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; and Larry is scolded for giving an inappropriate birthday gift to Jennifer's son, Greg. |
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