Blue Shirt Guy

"Don't have a good day, have a GREAT day!"

Guy was an NPC bank teller living in the MMORPG Free City. Every day was the same grind of waking up, going to work, getting robbed a few dozen times by the sunglasses people (players), and going home.

Everything changed when he met a mysterious sunglasses girl named MolotovGirl and fell in love. He "borrowed" a pair of sunglasses from a bank robber and saw his world in a whole new way. Determined to be useful to her, he started leveling up by playing the hero.

As he grew, he gained fame across the world. Then, MolotovGirl revealed the truth of his existence and the fact that his entire world was about to be destroyed. Together, they found the proof that the game's creator Antwan stole code and saved everyone.

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Equipment:

• Sunglasses that show an interactive hud. He can view missions and stats from it.

  • Allows him to see and interact with game objects.

  • Lets him loot from dead players.

  • Shows the countdown on a grenade.

• Bolas.

• A bubble suit that allowed him to jump off a large building, crush a car, and bounce around without suffering any damage.

• Captain America's shield, which is capable of blocking Dude's deathblow.

• A fire extinguisher.

• A Gravity Gun that throws Dude up through a roof.

• Two glocks.

• A health pack that instantly and completely heals him.

• A Hulk fist that punches Dude through a metal fence.

• Jump boots that let him jump really high.

• A lightsaber.

• Mega buster that blasts an armored guy back.

• A portal gun. MolotovGirl used her own portal gun to open a portal from another player's base to her own.

• A Rainbow Smash pickaxe that he uses to knock Dude into the air.

• Other equipment he has but was not showing using include:

  • A metro pass.

  • Paper clips.

  • A rubber duck.

  • An axe.

  • A grenade launcher. Another player's grenade launcher was able to blow up cars.

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Strength

• Wrestles with a player and causes the player to shoot himself.

• Throws a robber through a pane of glass.

• Knocks a player down with a lariat.

• Throws a player over his shoulder.

• Wrestles a shotgun out of a carjacker's hands.

• Casually pulls a shotgun of a bank robber's hands.

• Punches an armored guy and knocks him down.

• Breaks a guy's arm with a knee strike.

• With his Hulk fist, punches Dude through a metal fence

• With his Rainbow Smash pickaxe, knocks Dude into the air.

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Durability

• Hit by a train. He respawned in his bed, completely fine.

• Hit by a car. He respawned in his bed, completely fine.

• Shot in the face with a shotgun. He respawned in his bed, completely fine.

• Blown up by a grenade. He respawned in his bed, completely fine.

• Players had stepped on his face, kicked him in the balls, and splattered him with a motorcycle.

• Beat up by a robber.

• Jumped face-first into a pillar and ceiling with his Jump boots.

• With his bubble suit, jumped off a large building, crushed a car, and bounced around without suffering any damage.

• Kicked hard enough to pull a steering wheel out with him.

• Punched in the face by a troll.

• Hit by a couple of cars.

• Punched in the face by Dude.

• Kicked far by Dude.

• Takes a beating from Dude.

• Flipped in the air after being hit by a motorcycle thrown by Dude.

• Survives Dude pushing on his chest.

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Combat Skill

• Nearly causes a carjacker to shoot his partner, then avoids his attempts to shoot him.

• Catches a grenade thrown at him, tries to throw it back, then catches it again when it bounces off a passing mail truck.

• Throws bolas to knock a player off his motorcycle then steals it.

• Avoids a carjacker's attempts to shoot him, tricks his partner into shooting them, then disarms the partner.

• Casually steals a shotgun out of a bank robber's hands.

• Uses a car door to bash an opponent.

• Uses a steering wheel to guard against knife strikes.

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Tactical skill

• Stuffs a watermelon in a tank's barrel, causing the barrel to banana peel.

• Tricks a high-level player into crashing his car by painting a billboard like a tunnel.

• Hits several goons with his motorcycle.

• Spins his motorcycle around to allow MolotovGirl to shoot several goons.

• Avoids cars flying at him while driving.

• Defeats Dude by giving him his glasses.

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Speed

• Avoids pistol fire.

• Avoids shotgun fire.

• Saves a girl from getting hit by a truck.

• Dodges and blocks strikes and shots from a carjacker.

• Blocks knife strikes with a steering wheel.

• Catches his glasses after Buddy threw them.

• Outruns the destruction of the servers.

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Miscellaneous:

• His stash house is full of guns and vehicles.

• He's able to do things in the game that players aren't able to.

• In order to reset his programming, Antwan ordered a full system reboot, leaving Guy without any of his memories or skills. But because the reboot didn't actually wipe the code or delete data, MolotovGirl was able to restore it.

• Fights and defeats Dude.

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Scaling Respect Threads

• Dude

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