To celebrate the airing of the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame induction this Saturday, 4/29, we’re running a series of essays and feature analyzing and highlighting the implications of who was inducted in 2017.
One of the perks of getting inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is that, come the night of the ceremony, you’re afforded uninterruptible time at a podium to give an endorsement to other artists that you’d like to see get in after you. Normally, you’ll get a shoutout of maybe one to five names during an already lagging speech, but for someone like Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament, who has a list a mile long of different rockers, new wavers and punk icons that he’d like to see join him in that oddly-shaped museum in Cleveland, one to five names wasn’t going to cut it.
Ament could’ve spend 20 minutes rattling off his entire list and risked angering the organizers, the fellow inductees and the fans that came out for this year’s ceremony, but no. He decided to get way more creative and wore a custom-made t-shirt with all their names printed on the front. In terms of genius, it ranks right up there with Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson’s famed “blah-blah,” speech.
Emblazoned across the bass player’s chest was a catalog of 94 different bands, artists and designers, separated by a super-classy screen-printed tie. Given that the Hall has only managed to induct a little over 300 people in the last 30 years, it’s hard to say which of the names is the most deserving at this point, but there’s a compelling case to be made for each entry on Ament’s list. While I personally think he could’ve added a rapper or two, to the mix — both Biggie and OutKast are eligible for induction next year, just saying — this is as good a starting point as any to begin thinking about who should be honored next year.
Here are the cases to be made for why every single one of Ament’s selections should be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, ordered as they appeared on his t-shirt.
Anybody else read that list in Sam Jackson’s We Love Roll Call voice?
As a metal fan, its a travesty that Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Slayer aren’t in the hall of fame. I guess I can see why Slayer isn’t in, but to exclude Maiden and Priest is an oversight that needs corrected as soon as they can.
Amen brother! Heavy metal always gets the shaft; how else can you explain most shitty punk bands and cheese dick rappers in the hall of fame then the two metal bands that are in now?
TOOL “I sold out long before you’d ever even heard my name…”
Depeche Mode.
Other than The Smiths, there is not a band from the ’80s more deserving. Everyone else from that era should be waiting in line behind these guys.
Booooooooppp
So you say YES to Ted Nugent but then nah, is that because of his support of President Trump? Personally I’m sick & tired of writer who only lean one way when it comes to our President, Negative.
Btw where are The Moody Blues? Also I’m not a real Nugent fan I’m much more Prog-Rock, YES IS BEST!!!
I’d say no to Nugent simply because his music is generic sounding and shitty.
So you’re saying they should put everyone in?
LOT
S OF DESERVING BANDS BUT ONE VERY LARGE OMMISSION. LITTLE FEAT SHOULD BE AT THE TOP OF ANY LIST SUCH AS THIS
If rappers are in why can’t Garth Brooks make it? He’s sold more albums than just about everyone on that list combined.
SOUNDGARDEN
Motörhead
Grand funk railroad
Thin lizzy
Judas Priest
Slayer
Primus
Solo ozzy
Alice In Chains
Janes addiction
Black flag
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Uncle Al Jourgenson
Trent reznor
And fucking FISHBONE; the most diverse rock band in history!
Tool and rage against the machine will be in shortly; right after Reznor I suppose.
Additional possibilities–They Might Be Giants, Ween, Tom Lehrer (early influence), Carla Bley, The Runaways, Suzanne Vega, The Pet Shop Boys.
Great list!! Just a few names missing–
They Might Be Giants
Ween
Suzanne Vega
The Pet Shop Boys
Residents
Harry Nilsson
Badfinger
Three Dog Night
Cliff Richard & The Shadows
Kraftwerk
Carla Bley
Tom Lehrer (early influence)
Weird Al Yankovic (he’s done lots of his own songs as well as parodies)
Pat Benatar
The Go-Gos
The Runaways